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5. Is He Dead Yet Thanksgiving Edition

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 09:21 AM

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He invites Mohammed Bone Sawtan to the White House for Thanksgiving dinner, and offers him the honor of beheading the turkey in the magnificent new Roy Cohn Ballroom. Bone Sawtan has forgotten his glasses, and, mistaking the Chomo In Chief’s NULVA for the turkey’s neck, beheads him in one clean whack with a hatchet.

Mailorderia elopes with Gaetz, who reminds her of a meth version of Donny Osmond, her teenage crush.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Thursday OP

White House turkey broke out SocialDemocrat61 Thursday #1

You win the thread malaise Thursday #14

#1 as FDA drops rule for testing for asbestos in talcum powder surfered Thursday #2

We are waiting LetMyPeopleVote Thursday #3

"No?"... hlthe2b Thursday #4

Is He Dead Yet Thanksgiving Edition Blumancru Thursday #5

No but if he croaks today, the entire world will be grateful SheltieLover Thursday #6

I hate to say it, but I kind of hope that he lives through the holidays Orrex Thursday #7

Jfc, you are probably right... SheltieLover Thursday #8

I understand what you are saying but if it happened now Blumancru Thursday #9

They are going to deify him no matter when it happens. The sooner, niyad Thursday #11

Agreed, it would make the Holidays truly joyous! surfered Thursday #16

But how can he depose Charlie Kirk? GopherGal Thursday #24

kkkirk will never have existed! niyad Thursday #25

All I want for Christmas is... 2MuchNoise Thursday #12

BWAH! 👍😄😄😄 electric_blue68 Thursday #17

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains uunopened. niyad Thursday #10

👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Thursday #20

No but malaise Thursday #13

Redacted by the FBI Wicked Blue Thursday #15

No cheering, and car honking yet.... electric_blue68 Thursday #18

Hopefully Soon surfered Thursday #19

No, goddammit! Joinfortmill Thursday #21

my wishbone wish is that he swallows one.. mountain grammy Thursday #22

I am thankful BWdem4life Thursday #23

Tossed out of a helicopter. As God is my witness, I thought he could fly. nt Buns_of_Fire Thursday #26