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Orrex

(66,493 posts) Thu Nov 27, 2025, 08:38 AM Thursday

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Is he dead yet?

Raging mesothelioma from talcum powder used to treat his diaper rash?

Run over by car that should have had automatic emergency braking?

Stroked out in rage when someone suggested that he should be thankful?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Thursday OP

White House turkey broke out SocialDemocrat61 Thursday #1

You win the thread malaise Thursday #14

#1 as FDA drops rule for testing for asbestos in talcum powder surfered Thursday #2

We are waiting LetMyPeopleVote Thursday #3

"No?"... hlthe2b Thursday #4

Is He Dead Yet Thanksgiving Edition Blumancru Thursday #5

No but if he croaks today, the entire world will be grateful SheltieLover Thursday #6

I hate to say it, but I kind of hope that he lives through the holidays Orrex Thursday #7

Jfc, you are probably right... SheltieLover Thursday #8

I understand what you are saying but if it happened now Blumancru Thursday #9

They are going to deify him no matter when it happens. The sooner, niyad Thursday #11

Agreed, it would make the Holidays truly joyous! surfered Thursday #16

But how can he depose Charlie Kirk? GopherGal Thursday #24

kkkirk will never have existed! niyad Thursday #25

All I want for Christmas is... 2MuchNoise Thursday #12

BWAH! 👍😄😄😄 electric_blue68 Thursday #17

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains uunopened. niyad Thursday #10

👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Thursday #20

No but malaise Thursday #13

Redacted by the FBI Wicked Blue Thursday #15

No cheering, and car honking yet.... electric_blue68 Thursday #18

Hopefully Soon surfered Thursday #19

No, goddammit! Joinfortmill Thursday #21

my wishbone wish is that he swallows one.. mountain grammy Thursday #22

I am thankful BWdem4life Thursday #23

Tossed out of a helicopter. As God is my witness, I thought he could fly. nt Buns_of_Fire Thursday #26

SocialDemocrat61

(6,560 posts)

1. White House turkey broke out

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 08:48 AM

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and pecked him to death.

malaise

(291,607 posts)

14. You win the thread

Reply to SocialDemocrat61 (Reply #1)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 10:04 AM

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Today😀

surfered

(10,614 posts)

2. #1 as FDA drops rule for testing for asbestos in talcum powder

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 08:55 AM

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Rectal mesothelioma?

LetMyPeopleVote

(173,438 posts)

3. We are waiting

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Thu Nov 27, 2025, 09:06 AM

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Link to tweet

hlthe2b

(112,346 posts)

4. "No?"...

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Thu Nov 27, 2025, 09:11 AM

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"Then why the hell did you wake me up!!!?"

Blumancru

(129 posts)

5. Is He Dead Yet Thanksgiving Edition

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Thu Nov 27, 2025, 09:21 AM

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Last edited Thu Nov 27, 2025, 01:25 PM - Edit history (1)

He invites Mohammed Bone Sawtan to the White House for Thanksgiving dinner, and offers him the honor of beheading the turkey in the magnificent new Roy Cohn Ballroom. Bone Sawtan has forgotten his glasses, and, mistaking the Chomo In Chief’s NULVA for the turkey’s neck, beheads him in one clean whack with a hatchet.

Mailorderia elopes with Gaetz, who reminds her of a meth version of Donny Osmond, her teenage crush.

SheltieLover

(75,520 posts)

6. No but if he croaks today, the entire world will be grateful

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Thu Nov 27, 2025, 09:37 AM

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Happy Thankagiving, DUers!

Orrex

(66,493 posts)

7. I hate to say it, but I kind of hope that he lives through the holidays

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #6)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 09:40 AM

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If he dies between now and New Years, MAGAts and the media will play it as some sort of divine ascension, continuing the push to deify him.

SheltieLover

(75,520 posts)

8. Jfc, you are probably right...

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Thu Nov 27, 2025, 09:44 AM

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Blumancru

(129 posts)

9. I understand what you are saying but if it happened now

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Thu Nov 27, 2025, 09:46 AM

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That would make the Holidays a little more special.

niyad

(128,943 posts)

11. They are going to deify him no matter when it happens. The sooner,

Reply to Orrex (Reply #7)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 09:52 AM

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the better.

surfered

(10,614 posts)

16. Agreed, it would make the Holidays truly joyous!

Reply to niyad (Reply #11)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 10:33 AM

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🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

GopherGal

(2,752 posts)

24. But how can he depose Charlie Kirk?

Reply to niyad (Reply #11)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 01:02 PM

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their current deity?

niyad

(128,943 posts)

25. kkkirk will never have existed!

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Thu Nov 27, 2025, 01:04 PM

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2MuchNoise

(669 posts)

12. All I want for Christmas is...

Reply to Orrex (Reply #7)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 09:56 AM

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electric_blue68

(25,213 posts)

17. BWAH! 👍😄😄😄

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #6)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 10:36 AM

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niyad

(128,943 posts)

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains uunopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 09:50 AM

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Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(75,520 posts)

20. 👠👠👠👠👠👠

Reply to niyad (Reply #10)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 10:44 AM

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Patience is wearing thin, along with shoe leather from tapping foot impatiently...

Soon! 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

malaise

(291,607 posts)

13. No but

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Thu Nov 27, 2025, 10:02 AM

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He’s getting there

https://democraticunderground.com/100220833752

Wicked Blue

(8,396 posts)

15. Redacted by the FBI

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Thu Nov 27, 2025, 10:32 AM

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electric_blue68

(25,213 posts)

18. No cheering, and car honking yet....

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Thu Nov 27, 2025, 10:38 AM

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So I guess not.
DRAT! :drumsfingers:

surfered

(10,614 posts)

19. Hopefully Soon

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Thu Nov 27, 2025, 10:44 AM

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Joinfortmill

(19,709 posts)

21. No, goddammit!

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Thu Nov 27, 2025, 10:49 AM

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mountain grammy

(28,509 posts)

22. my wishbone wish is that he swallows one..

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Thu Nov 27, 2025, 11:21 AM

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BWdem4life

(2,902 posts)

23. I am thankful

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Thu Nov 27, 2025, 12:14 PM

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that there is a minute chance that he never existed in the first place in some alternate universe.

Buns_of_Fire

(18,946 posts)

26. Tossed out of a helicopter. As God is my witness, I thought he could fly. nt

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Thu Nov 27, 2025, 01:19 PM

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