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17. Well, yeah, maybe they have the shooter in a hospital

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 12:31 AM

Thursday

But Patel will bring the full might of the FBI to conduct a nation-wide investigation until he finds out ON WHICH FLOOR!!

And the FBI is going to start with the floor that rash Kash suspects most likely to be his hide-out: the maternity ward!

That’s the quick result of what happens when the FBI is gonna “bring bare all our resources.” Are you shitting me? Who has been stealing from “the Official Dictionary if Republicanese,” and feeding it into statements by real Republicans?? So, he’s going to “bring bare all our resources?” What’s wrong with letting them put their clothes on first? Are FBI resources more efficient when they’re naked? Who writes this stuff for them? Jimmy Kimmel’s staff?

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MIGHTY MOUSE: Crusader KASH PATEL solemnly VOWS to TRACK DOWN shooter who is IN THE HOSPITAL Hash Tag MANHUNT! [View all] Miles Archer Nov 26 OP

Really makes you feel safe and secure as an American Diamond_Dog Nov 26 #1

"Eyes" Patel is now rivaling "Smoky Eyes" Huckabee-Sanders for stupidity among Republicans... wcmagumba Nov 26 #2

Keystone Kash Vows to Track Down National Guard Shooter Already in Hospital underpants Nov 26 #3

God he pissed me off Sympthsical Nov 26 #4

That's because one is a career LEO Boo1 Nov 26 #9

"Mighty Mouse", "Keystone Kash"! KPN Nov 26 #5

Somebody around here refered to him a 'Petty Cash' the other day Attilatheblond Thursday #14

Here he comes! NJCher Thursday #20

Not unlike when Charlie Kirk got shot - Keystone Kash rushes in and announces right away Ocelot II Nov 26 #6

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ewwww NJCher Thursday #19

Inspector Clouseau is on the case! Wednesdays Nov 26 #8

Those of us on DU are better informed than Patel Grim Chieftain Nov 26 #10

Thank you - was exploding when I watched him. Marie Marie Nov 26 #11

His chronic insecurity is getting to the point that intervention is needed Attilatheblond Thursday #16

I've had some good laughs today... ananda Nov 26 #12

Where's Dan Bongino anyway? IcyPeas Nov 26 #13

LOL CatWoman Thursday #15

Well, yeah, maybe they have the shooter in a hospital DFW Thursday #17

Thank you for shining a light on the HIGHLY NUANCED RESPONSIBILITIES Kash faces on a DAILY BASIS. Miles Archer Thursday #23

Your cat would also take a more belevolent stance on issues affeting humans DFW Thursday #25

"Here I come to save the day!" Gaugamela Thursday #18

Wait! Wait! There is even more republican stupidity! NJCher Thursday #21

Right now, he's looking for any excuse to do that. Miles Archer Thursday #24

Four Seasons Landscaping of the Mind Kid Berwyn Thursday #22

Another case solved by the amazing deductive powers of Sherlock Patel! Buns_of_Fire Thursday #26