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43. Tell him you've already bought the turkey

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 04:27 PM

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and if he like he can bring an "indigenously sourced turkey" to share with the rest of the family in addition.

And maybe he can let you know where you can buy an "indigenously sourced turkey" for next year,

I'd act deliberately clueless rather than outraged. It might get better results.

ON Edit:

I just looked up "indigenously sourced turkey." on Google and the only sites that came up were posts in this DU Thread. It might please you to know there likely is no such thing.

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Nephew kind of implies under 50, so . . . Sympthsical Wednesday #14

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Tell him edhopper Wednesday #6

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sure he did WhiskeyGrinder Wednesday #9

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I mean. He doesnt have to eat it. SSJVegeta Wednesday #23

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