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23. Trump thinks that if he gets the Nobel Peace Prize, God will let him into heaven after he dies. That's why he's so

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Mon Oct 6, 2025, 01:09 PM

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obsessed about it. According to him, no prize equals no afterlife.

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He is threatening to retaliate if denied the Nobel prize? [View all] question everything 15 hrs ago OP

Trump has no chance at the Nobel Peace Prize VMA131Marine 15 hrs ago #1

I think it would be apropos if Mr. Evil 13 hrs ago #42

Or Biden johnnyplankton 9 hrs ago #90

That would also Mr. Evil 7 hrs ago #93

Great idea !!!!!!!!!!!!! popsdenver 6 hrs ago #98

Based on twenty years residency in homegirl 13 hrs ago #46

If he creates his own version to award to himself I already have a name for it! SeattleVet 12 hrs ago #67

Clever question everything 10 hrs ago #85

Nice prize ya got there .... UpInArms 15 hrs ago #2

LOL leftstreet 15 hrs ago #3

Trump is quite capable of harming anyone who does not give him what he wants. Irish_Dem 15 hrs ago #4

Simply put, BidenRocks 14 hrs ago #25

Bush will not speak up against dumpie KS Toronado 13 hrs ago #45

I think Bush has his own dementia issues... Shipwack 12 hrs ago #68

Bush is a long time serious alcoholic, also cocaine abuser. Irish_Dem 11 hrs ago #73

I had that same thought while he was still president Skittles 3 hrs ago #105

I know what you mean. ShazzieB 3 hrs ago #109

+1 million Celerity 11 hrs ago #71

He's so jealous President Obama and VP Gore have received one kimbutgar 15 hrs ago #5

Lie to him the way he lies to everyone on the planet malaise 13 hrs ago #44

Love your idea! KS Toronado 13 hrs ago #48

LOL malaise 13 hrs ago #51

Oh, boy, that would be sooo sweet. Joinfortmill 3 hrs ago #103

And Carter, too, of course. BadgerMom 6 hrs ago #94

Just tell him no. It'll never happen to a person with 34 convictions, 2 impeachments and a rape charge. nt Hotler 15 hrs ago #6

A rape conviction, not just a charge. tblue37 13 hrs ago #53

That should immediately disqualify him. He can't do anything without cheating or lostincalifornia 15 hrs ago #7

Trump is the weakest man who ever lived. Period. -misanthroptimist 15 hrs ago #8

If he and his reign of terror had been submitted as a book proposal niyad 14 hrs ago #18

Friday, October 10: This years Nobel Peace Prize winner is announced. Buns_of_Fire 15 hrs ago #9

Actually popsdenver 14 hrs ago #32

Breaking News; Nobel Pizza Prize Awarded usonian 14 hrs ago #10

I ALWAYS have anchovies on my pizza 😋 BamaRefugee 14 hrs ago #14

You may have mine. BidenRocks 14 hrs ago #26

Those little fishy things are wonderful. 3Hotdogs 13 hrs ago #34

I LOVE anchovies on my pizza! GiqueCee 12 hrs ago #60

I wonder if all those people who use Worcestershire sauce realize tavernier 11 hrs ago #70

Interesting. Did not know that.. Really does not matter question everything 10 hrs ago #87

Yep! BamaRefugee 3 hrs ago #110

Regarding "peace" ... no way is the USA a peaceful nation now. ananda 14 hrs ago #11

No peaceful nation popsdenver 14 hrs ago #30

He'll probably order the bombing of Oslo. Vinca 14 hrs ago #12

You beat me to it! I had the same thought. CTyankee 12 hrs ago #66

"Give me the Nobel Peace Prize or I'll start a war!" Prof. Toru Tanaka 3 hrs ago #108

He'll send the national guard to Norway. PSPS 14 hrs ago #13

Give him the No Bell Piece Prize Yonnie3 14 hrs ago #15

What Trump fails to understand genxlib 14 hrs ago #16

Or Wangari Maathai, who, unlike mother theresa, did not associate with niyad 14 hrs ago #19

The prize is not awarded by the government of Norway cojoel 14 hrs ago #17

Why? Here whatever I say they comply regardless of who appointed them question everything 14 hrs ago #24

They need a no bull committee to decide the Nobel prize. BattleRow 12 hrs ago #62

Trump would kill for a Nobel Peace prize edbermac 14 hrs ago #20

He has. lastlib 14 hrs ago #33

Scammer pedofelon wants the million that comes with it. Justice matters. 14 hrs ago #21

Enough is never enough. I call it malignant greed. Trust_Reality 13 hrs ago #38

Easier to get a camel through the eye of a needle IbogaProject 14 hrs ago #22

Trump thinks that if he gets the Nobel Peace Prize, God will let him into heaven after he dies. That's why he's so Fil1957 14 hrs ago #23

So, he is trying to position himself to negotiate with god? Trust_Reality 13 hrs ago #36

Mango Mussolini has his eternal life all in order.. Permanut 3 hrs ago #106

So, Oct 10, his dream dies? vanlassie 1 hr ago #111

Norway should invite him over swong19104 14 hrs ago #27

Norwegian prisons are pretty nice, as prisons go. Ocelot II 13 hrs ago #41

Norwegians won't like having Turbineguy 14 hrs ago #28

Make him a new prize Nasruddin 14 hrs ago #29

Another strategy Nasruddin 14 hrs ago #31

He's already won the only "Prize" he'll ever get FakeNoose 12 hrs ago #59

Name it the Hillary Clinton Prize COL Mustard 11 hrs ago #76

Request, extort, negotiate for a Peace Prize? Trust_Reality 13 hrs ago #35

His deeds are the embodiment of anti-peace. GoodRaisin 13 hrs ago #37

Leaked: PCIntern 13 hrs ago #39

I will give him a prize when he dies ..... I will pee on his grave. Trueblue1968 13 hrs ago #40

The Nobel Committee doesn't like influence campaigns. Ocelot II 13 hrs ago #43

I said in a couple of similar threads that the only prize he is worthy of... 3catwoman3 13 hrs ago #47

That'd fit! calimary 10 hrs ago #82

Here, here! applegrove 13 hrs ago #49

Send in the National Guard! Sweden is burning up, fires everywhere! jeffreyi 13 hrs ago #50

The Peace Prize is awarded from Norway, not Sweden. Ocelot II 13 hrs ago #52

Doesn't matter durablend 11 hrs ago #75

Hey, we didn't give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor ! We're not giving up now ! nt eppur_se_muova 10 hrs ago #86

I see what you did there. love_katz 6 hrs ago #96

Oopsie. jeffreyi 9 hrs ago #91

Honestly, The Nobel committee should give him one Mr.WeRP 13 hrs ago #54

Senile Gangster North Coast Lawyer 13 hrs ago #55

The Ig-Nobel is available. Mblaze 13 hrs ago #56

He missed out in 2025... GopherGal 10 hrs ago #84

Old news. Ms. Toad 13 hrs ago #57

Might be worthy... GiqueCee 13 hrs ago #58

What's he going to do, bomb Norway? Wicked Blue 12 hrs ago #61

I'm sure that attacking one's own people and murdering random Venezuelan fishermen is disqualifying. OMGWTF 12 hrs ago #63

The Nobel committee loves killing suspected drug runners in international waters without due process. LetMyPeopleVote 12 hrs ago #64

What he's gonna get is surprise from the Hague. Joinfortmill 3 hrs ago #104

If he promises to exile himself to somewhere like St. Helena.... bluestateboomer 12 hrs ago #65

He should apply for the Noble Piece of Shit Prize. (eom) GreenWave 12 hrs ago #69

He could probably win the Ignoble POS prize. But, a peace prize for a guy who calls out troups to attack his own people patphil 11 hrs ago #72

He wished for a Purple Heart Zackzzzz 11 hrs ago #74

The only way he gets that prize if the decision goes to SCOTUS! Scalded Nun 11 hrs ago #77

George Soros, MacKenzie Scott, Bill & Melinda Gates or the Clinton Foundation would be worthy US recipients. LonePirate 11 hrs ago #78

Jimmy Carter won in 2000. Another thorn in his side question everything 9 hrs ago #88

"Give me the PEACE prize or else I'm going to kill somebody -- maybe a lot of people." Bluetus 10 hrs ago #79

Nope! Beowulf42 10 hrs ago #80

And Greenland from the Danes. Frasier Balzov 10 hrs ago #81

Well, I've heard from *multiple* *highly placed* sources that PUTIN was the lone holdout vote who blocked it ! eppur_se_muova 10 hrs ago #83

Trumphf Deserves Nothing But JAIL Time! electric_blue68 9 hrs ago #89

Don't cave Nobel Committee! Clouds Passing 8 hrs ago #92

If there was an anti-peace prize ThoughtCriminal 6 hrs ago #95

Well, he's successfully threatened or EXTORTED B.See 6 hrs ago #97

There is one award I'd like Trump to get. Aussie105 5 hrs ago #99

The Hague will probablty be awarding him something before long AdamGG 4 hrs ago #100

Go ahead and retaliate. Try and fuck up the whole world Klarkashton 4 hrs ago #101

Ha! He'll get that when hell freezes over. Joinfortmill 4 hrs ago #102

The last 4 presidents, so W got one? Wow. C Moon 3 hrs ago #107

"Gimme the Peace Prize or I'll bomb you all." NameAlreadyTaken 1 hr ago #112

If the Orange Buffoon is ever.... flying-skeleton 47 min ago #113