Zip, Nada, Nil.

His only way to get a prize would be to start his own and make it so that he wins … just like with the golf tournaments he hosts.

Greta Thunberg was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. That would really bust his gut.

rankle his cankles!

A friend of mine was just awarded a large gold medallion Nobel Peace Award for his work with the Hague and U.N........

Surely the Nobel Peace folks can send her one of those at least.............

Scandinavia I can definitively comment that Donald Trump will NEVER receive a Nobel Peace, or any Prize.

"The No-Balls Piss Prize"

Be a shame if something happened to your country …

That makes him a terrorist.

Given his penchant for destruction, right there with al Queda and Hamas with a side of McVeigh and Kaczinski thrown in.

DHS was created to stop terrorists.

Speak up Bush! This was YOUR onerous idea!

until the tide turns against him. When the majority of elected Rs start saying NO to
dumpie, only then will Bush speak up. Bush is scared of how dumpie would retaliate
against him.

Not to be mean or anything (as justified as it may be), but I have a suspicion that he checked out a while ago.

I think he has had alcohol related dementia now for some time.

The only award he should get is condemnation by The Hague for crimes against against humanity,

Let him show up for the award and arrest him for war crimes against those dead Venezuelan fishermen.

Save us Norway since we can't seem to do it ourselves!

threatening.

I still can't believe he's real. If he were a fictional character, I'd think the author went way over the line in creating an insecure villain.

Trump wants to be admired...but doesn't want to do the hard work and self-discipline necessary to be admired. But he'll be happy with the mere trappings of accomplishment.

in fiction, no publisher would have even considered it, except perhaps in the science fantasy genre set on another world. Fiction has to bear some relation to plausible reality.

Saturday, October 11: Lord Pissypants announces new 5000% tariffs against all Scandinavian countries.

Lord "Poopy Pants" which anyone forced to be near him, can attest to.......

And I'm Scottish.
People don't know what they're missing out on. Those who've been to Italy and think the food is so good don't realize how many things have anchovies in ithem, which gives it that Italian umami.

Along with avocados and raw tomatoes.

I'll even eat 'em right out of the tin.

that it contains anchovies.

The attacks on boats from Venezuela alone,
notwithstanding the attacks on our own people,
make Trump deserving of nothing but contempt
and impeachment.

Renames the Dept. of Defense............the Dept. of War...............

I can hardly wait until Trump encounters the situation that Putin currently faces.........Putin cannot go to a number of countries without being arrested and sent to the Hague for crimes against humanity, as well as criminal acts covered under the Geneva Convention...........

One violation in particular was when Putin supplied outlawed chemical weapons, for his bestest buddy Asad in Syria, to drop on Syria towns.................killing every baby, child, women and men in entire towns........giving them all a horrific death from the chemicals.......(The Hague and U.N. investigated this, and has un-disputable evidence.....)

If it is huge and gold he'll not notice.

Is that the Peace Prize is rarely about stopping a war.

The vast majority of the time, it is about humanitarian efforts and human rights.

For every Kissenger there are about five Mother Theresa types.

He will never understand the distinction which is why he is fundamentally ineligible.

scum like charles keating, so far as I recall.

The Norwegian Nobel Committee, which is responsible for selecting the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, is appointed by the Storting (the Norwegian Parliament), but operates independently from the Government. Committee members are selected for six year terms.

Trump is barking up the wrong tree (which is often the case with Trump).

Literally.

By cutting off aid to UN refugee programs, and supporting the blockade of humanitarian aid to Gaza, thousands of innocent war victims have surely died. Same with USAID to African nations in need.

For free.

Enough is never enough.

If he doesn't get it, he'll order another fishing boat murderous blast.

To quote a book he and his followers like to wave around while breaching all of its ethical suggestions.

obsessed about it. According to him, no prize equals no afterlife.

His brain functions in a most astonishing manner.

then stick his ass in the same prison as Andrrs Brevik. Brevik killed about 110 people. Dumpf has killed well over several million.

Leavenworth would be a better fit. Or maybe CECOT in El Salvador.

RWNJ's blowing up peoples' houses.

He has to match Obama, but even better if he exceeds him.
So create a new prize, something like Nobel World Citizen, tell him it's beyond all the other prizes, and award it to him.
As long as he remains in power.

Just keep awarding it year after year until he's no longer relevant, then discontinue.

Award the Nobel Peace Prize to Stephen Miller.
The fallout from this will definitely increase world peace.

TSF would never accept that.

I am trying to imagine if there are any words in any language sufficient to characterize that behavior.

Joint prize awarded to Clinton, Obama, and Biden. Special Honorary mention to Kamala Harris.

...is the (Ig)Noble Piece Of Shit prize.

He is such an embarrassment to the US, and to the human race in general.

He’s trying to force being “chosen” for what may be the most prestigious award imaginable.

How pathetic is that? Calling one of the key people to “place an order”.

He’s the LAST person on this planet to be even ON the same planet with the rest of humanity.

Two countries on fire (well...three....) will put a bigger smile on his face

DUzy!

Guess that's why I never got one. And t***p won't, either.

Make one drawn on paper in Sharpie marker along with a Trump Coin made out of lead with “1 million Trump dollars” written on it.

Then when he is given this award and asked to come up to receive it, everyone talks baby talk to him in congratulations…

“Look evweewon! Teump finaweee got his wewaaard. Yaaaay!”

And then immediately turn off his mic as everyone laughs at him.

Trump is nothing but a deluded senile geriatric gangster brazenly trying to shake down those he perceives as opponents. With each passing day the United States becomes more of a laughing stock.

but already holds one from 2020:

Medical Education: Jair Bolsonaro of Brazil, Boris Johnson of the United Kingdom, Narendra Modi of India, Andrés Manuel López Obrador of Mexico, Alexander Lukashenko of Belarus, Donald Trump of the United States, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan of Turkey, Vladimir Putin of Russia, and Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow of Turkmenistan, for using the COVID-19 viral pandemic to teach the world that politicians can have a more immediate effect on life and death than scientists and doctors can. The announcement noted that this is the second time Lukashenko won the prize (the first time was in 2013).

Peace: Fritz Renner, Inge Kersbergen, Matt Field, and Jessica Werthmann, for "showing that drinking alcohol sometimes improves a person's ability to speak in a foreign language".

Psychology: Marcin Zajenkowski and Gilles Gignac, for "investigating what happens when you tell narcissists — or anyone else — that they are intelligent"

This came out about a month ago when he was trying to extort a prize in exchange for favorable tariffs.

... of a booby prize in recognition of his insufferable narcissism, or maybe his staggering stupidity. Then, of course, there's his world record for mendacity... oh, the list goes on, and on, and on, and... I need a drink.

Now THAT'S a nice, peaceful solution.

Link to tweet

Then he'd deserve the prize.

That's not going to get a Nobel Prize.

and now he has a drawer full.

That worked.

Maybe he will be 'gifted' a Nobel Prize.

Perhaps a posthumous award to Jimmy Carter for his work to eliminate the guinea worm.

Prize motivation: “for his decades of untiring effort to find peaceful solutions to international conflicts, to advance democracy and human rights, and to promote economic and social development”

https://www.nobelprize.org/prizes/peace/2002/carter/facts/

He does not deserve a Nobel Prize. Being a man of peace is not in his repertoire.

"Putin blockerar Trumps nominering till världens högsta utmärkelse" .... oooops, now I've lost that highly secure email. Sometimes that happens.

I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that AS LONG AS PUTIN IS ALIVE, Turnip will never win the Nobel Prize in any catagory. If you don't believe me, check with any source in US government you know.

I've done multiple online searches on this, and they all seem to be *suspiciously* blocked -- even Snopes is in on it !

: orangejumpsuit: 👍

He would win it. If it was made of gold, he would accept it.

just about everyone else So why stop at Norway?

The Darwin award.

"The Darwin Awards honor individuals who contribute to human evolution by removing themselves from the gene pool through their own foolish actions, often resulting in death or sterilization."

We can stretch the reasons why, can't we?
Posthumous, of course!

Hope he stops by to pick it up.

You lousy felon bastard. Try ALL your shit.
This govt is dead. You are nothing.