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Farmer-Rick

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17. Disappears and never comes back

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Oct 6, 2025, 10:52 AM

16 hrs ago

He is going to take one of his twice monthly disappearances for medical reasons and then he'll never come back. All his minions will pretend he's alive until Melania starts giving his speeches.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 18 hrs ago OP

Sadly, not yet, but there is time for karma to make the world's wish come true SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #1

Sadly no! surfered 18 hrs ago #2

"Hey Bub... I've got something to tell you and you're not gonna like it!" hlthe2b 17 hrs ago #3

Would you like fries with that, thing? twodogsbarking 17 hrs ago #7

And several buckets of kfc, dripping with grease SheltieLover 17 hrs ago #9

We are waiting for trump to make America great again LetMyPeopleVote 17 hrs ago #4

No but malaise 17 hrs ago #5

Truly. surfered 17 hrs ago #10

Chewed to pieces by a herd of rabbits. Good bunnies. twodogsbarking 17 hrs ago #6

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 17 hrs ago #8

Should be plenty cold by now. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered 17 hrs ago #11

Ridiculously cold! SheltieLover 17 hrs ago #13

Keep it on ice, until slobby is. SheltieLover 17 hrs ago #12

Swap with malaise 17 hrs ago #14

Somebody please pop his effin' cork. 2MuchNoise 16 hrs ago #15

Sooner rather than later Blue Full Moon 16 hrs ago #16

Disappears and never comes back Farmer-Rick 16 hrs ago #17

Nope Gimpyknee 16 hrs ago #18

Memo to the Grim Reaper: REAP, damn you, REAP!!! Blue Owl 16 hrs ago #19

NO ! ded burn it. :( AllaN01Bear 15 hrs ago #20

Succumbed to Mad Cow Disease Wicked Blue 15 hrs ago #21

THe bad news, not yet, the good news we are a day closer. republianmushroom 15 hrs ago #22