Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News Editorials & Other Articles General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

Orrex

(66,140 posts)
Mon Oct 6, 2025, 09:16 AM 14 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Taken out by IDF commandos after he ridiculed Netanyahu?

Run over by Texas National Guard tank on its way to invade some other state?

Stroked out in rage when he tried and failed to stream The Life of a Showgirl?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

22 replies = new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight: NoneDon't highlight anything 5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies
Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 14 hrs ago OP
Sadly, not yet, but there is time for karma to make the world's wish come true SheltieLover 14 hrs ago #1
Sadly no! surfered 14 hrs ago #2
"Hey Bub... I've got something to tell you and you're not gonna like it!" hlthe2b 13 hrs ago #3
Would you like fries with that, thing? twodogsbarking 13 hrs ago #7
And several buckets of kfc, dripping with grease SheltieLover 13 hrs ago #9
We are waiting for trump to make America great again LetMyPeopleVote 13 hrs ago #4
No but malaise 13 hrs ago #5
Truly. surfered 13 hrs ago #10
Chewed to pieces by a herd of rabbits. Good bunnies. twodogsbarking 13 hrs ago #6
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 13 hrs ago #8
Should be plenty cold by now. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered 13 hrs ago #11
Ridiculously cold! SheltieLover 13 hrs ago #13
Keep it on ice, until slobby is. SheltieLover 13 hrs ago #12
Swap with malaise 13 hrs ago #14
Somebody please pop his effin' cork. 2MuchNoise 12 hrs ago #15
Sooner rather than later Blue Full Moon 12 hrs ago #16
Disappears and never comes back Farmer-Rick 12 hrs ago #17
Nope Gimpyknee 12 hrs ago #18
Memo to the Grim Reaper: REAP, damn you, REAP!!! Blue Owl 11 hrs ago #19
NO ! ded burn it. :( AllaN01Bear 11 hrs ago #20
Succumbed to Mad Cow Disease Wicked Blue 11 hrs ago #21
THe bad news, not yet, the good news we are a day closer. republianmushroom 11 hrs ago #22

hlthe2b

(111,588 posts)
3. "Hey Bub... I've got something to tell you and you're not gonna like it!"
Mon Oct 6, 2025, 09:30 AM
13 hrs ago


"But wait! There is this!"


"AND maybe this!"


"So, maybe tomorrow?"

niyad

(127,717 posts)
8. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Mon Oct 6, 2025, 09:57 AM
13 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to drream.

Farmer-Rick

(12,089 posts)
17. Disappears and never comes back
Mon Oct 6, 2025, 10:52 AM
12 hrs ago

He is going to take one of his twice monthly disappearances for medical reasons and then he'll never come back. All his minions will pretend he's alive until Melania starts giving his speeches.

Latest Discussions»General Discussion»Is he dead yet?