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generalbetrayus

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17. Walks under a Democratic tree that dumps all his yellow leaves at once, suffocating him.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:38 AM

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Yesterday OP

He came so close yesterday, but alas... surfered Yesterday #1

Lol SheltieLover Yesterday #12

Collapsed trying so hard wiff his tiny widdle hands to get the child safety cap off of his Aceto- Aceto- TYLENOL bottle. 2MuchNoise Yesterday #2

Stoned to death SocialDemocrat61 Yesterday #3

Probably after driving his golf cart onto the green GopherGal Yesterday #21

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #4

Soon, we hope. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🍾 surfered Yesterday #5

Yesterday, or 79 yrs ago would've both worked, too! SheltieLover Yesterday #14

79 years ago would have been optimal. His mother just didn't take enough Tylenol. surfered Yesterday #18

Sad... SheltieLover Yesterday #24

Keep it on ice! SheltieLover Yesterday #13

Iced by an AI escalator Wicked Blue Yesterday #6

Dragged out to sea by the turning tides... Blue Owl Yesterday #7

Electric sharks, by chance? SheltieLover Yesterday #15

I'm not fussy! Blue Owl 11 hrs ago #31

Me either! SheltieLover 5 hrs ago #33

"Still, NO?..." hlthe2b Yesterday #8

Natasha got brave & slipped some tea into his diet coke? SheltieLover Yesterday #9

Not yesterday or last night, damn, but, soon hopefully. republianmushroom Yesterday #10

Maybe he'll get that ridiculous tie caught in an "unsabataged" escalator soon! txwhitedove Yesterday #11

That would work! SheltieLover Yesterday #16

Walks under a Democratic tree that dumps all his yellow leaves at once, suffocating him. generalbetrayus Yesterday #17

A species of antifasuffacatus surfered Yesterday #19

... SheltieLover Yesterday #25

We wish! nt Exp Yesterday #20

Best two-for-one deal in history! LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #22

Throw bibi in for the trifecta! SheltieLover Yesterday #26

Clarence Thomas? No. nt BWdem4life Yesterday #23

Dead? Did somebody say he's dead? ShazzieB 23 hrs ago #27

Nope Gimpyknee 21 hrs ago #28

No but putrefaction has started anyway. Dave Bowman 20 hrs ago #29

No but malaise 20 hrs ago #30

As of inappropriately 1:22AM here in NYC I DO NOT hear any sudden racous cheering, and car honking....so I guess he's.. electric_blue68 11 hrs ago #32