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Orrex

(66,090 posts) Sun Sep 28, 2025, 09:20 AM 11 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Struck down in The Battle of Portland?

Clubbed to death in Farmingdale?

Catheter yanked out by "sabotaged" escalator?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 11 hrs ago OP

He came so close yesterday, but alas... surfered 11 hrs ago #1

Lol SheltieLover 9 hrs ago #12

Collapsed trying so hard wiff his tiny widdle hands to get the child safety cap off of his Aceto- Aceto- TYLENOL bottle. 2MuchNoise 11 hrs ago #2

Stoned to death SocialDemocrat61 11 hrs ago #3

Probably after driving his golf cart onto the green GopherGal 9 hrs ago #21

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 10 hrs ago #4

Soon, we hope. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🍾 surfered 10 hrs ago #5

Yesterday, or 79 yrs ago would've both worked, too! SheltieLover 9 hrs ago #14

79 years ago would have been optimal. His mother just didn't take enough Tylenol. surfered 9 hrs ago #18

Sad... SheltieLover 8 hrs ago #24

Keep it on ice! SheltieLover 9 hrs ago #13

Iced by an AI escalator Wicked Blue 10 hrs ago #6

Dragged out to sea by the turning tides... Blue Owl 10 hrs ago #7

Electric sharks, by chance? SheltieLover 9 hrs ago #15

"Still, NO?..." hlthe2b 10 hrs ago #8

Natasha got brave & slipped some tea into his diet coke? SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #9

Not yesterday or last night, damn, but, soon hopefully. republianmushroom 9 hrs ago #10

Maybe he'll get that ridiculous tie caught in an "unsabataged" escalator soon! txwhitedove 9 hrs ago #11

That would work! SheltieLover 9 hrs ago #16

Walks under a Democratic tree that dumps all his yellow leaves at once, suffocating him. generalbetrayus 9 hrs ago #17

A species of antifasuffacatus surfered 9 hrs ago #19

... SheltieLover 8 hrs ago #25

We wish! nt Exp 9 hrs ago #20

Best two-for-one deal in history! LetMyPeopleVote 8 hrs ago #22

Throw bibi in for the trifecta! SheltieLover 8 hrs ago #26

Clarence Thomas? No. nt BWdem4life 8 hrs ago #23

Dead? Did somebody say he's dead? ShazzieB 8 hrs ago #27

Nope Gimpyknee 5 hrs ago #28

No but putrefaction has started anyway. Dave Bowman 5 hrs ago #29

No but malaise 5 hrs ago #30

surfered

(9,427 posts)

1. He came so close yesterday, but alas...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 09:23 AM

11 hrs ago

Sad!

SheltieLover

(73,939 posts)

12. Lol

Reply to surfered (Reply #1)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:31 AM

9 hrs ago

Good one!

2MuchNoise

(499 posts)

2. Collapsed trying so hard wiff his tiny widdle hands to get the child safety cap off of his Aceto- Aceto- TYLENOL bottle.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 09:37 AM

11 hrs ago

SocialDemocrat61

(5,756 posts)

3. Stoned to death

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 09:59 AM

11 hrs ago

by the crowd at the Ryder Cup.

GopherGal

(2,609 posts)

21. Probably after driving his golf cart onto the green

Reply to SocialDemocrat61 (Reply #3)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:44 AM

9 hrs ago

niyad

(127,516 posts)

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 10:05 AM

10 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(9,427 posts)

5. Soon, we hope. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🍾

Reply to niyad (Reply #4)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 10:29 AM

10 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(73,939 posts)

14. Yesterday, or 79 yrs ago would've both worked, too!

Reply to surfered (Reply #5)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:33 AM

9 hrs ago

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

surfered

(9,427 posts)

18. 79 years ago would have been optimal. His mother just didn't take enough Tylenol.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #14)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:39 AM

9 hrs ago

She apparently took a lot, just not enough.

SheltieLover

(73,939 posts)

24. Sad...

Reply to surfered (Reply #18)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 12:26 PM

8 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(73,939 posts)

13. Keep it on ice!

Reply to niyad (Reply #4)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:32 AM

9 hrs ago

Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

Wicked Blue

(8,261 posts)

6. Iced by an AI escalator

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 10:29 AM

10 hrs ago

Blue Owl

(57,415 posts)

7. Dragged out to sea by the turning tides...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 10:41 AM

10 hrs ago

Right into a school of hungry sharks…..

SheltieLover

(73,939 posts)

15. Electric sharks, by chance?

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #7)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:33 AM

9 hrs ago

hlthe2b

(111,490 posts)

8. "Still, NO?..."

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 10:49 AM

10 hrs ago

"I'm VERY UNHAPPY at this news!..."

SheltieLover

(73,939 posts)

9. Natasha got brave & slipped some tea into his diet coke?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 10:59 AM

10 hrs ago

republianmushroom

(21,479 posts)

10. Not yesterday or last night, damn, but, soon hopefully.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:08 AM

9 hrs ago

Don't really care how, just that is happens and sooner the better.

txwhitedove

(4,232 posts)

11. Maybe he'll get that ridiculous tie caught in an "unsabataged" escalator soon!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:27 AM

9 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(73,939 posts)

16. That would work!

Reply to txwhitedove (Reply #11)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:34 AM

9 hrs ago

generalbetrayus

(1,238 posts)

17. Walks under a Democratic tree that dumps all his yellow leaves at once, suffocating him.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:38 AM

9 hrs ago

surfered

(9,427 posts)

19. A species of antifasuffacatus

Reply to generalbetrayus (Reply #17)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:41 AM

9 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(73,939 posts)

25. ...

Reply to surfered (Reply #19)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 12:27 PM

8 hrs ago

Exp

(595 posts)

20. We wish! nt

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:44 AM

9 hrs ago

LetMyPeopleVote

(170,297 posts)

22. Best two-for-one deal in history!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 12:05 PM

8 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(73,939 posts)

26. Throw bibi in for the trifecta!

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #22)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 12:28 PM

8 hrs ago

BWdem4life

(2,758 posts)

23. Clarence Thomas? No. nt

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 12:17 PM

8 hrs ago

ShazzieB

(21,664 posts)

27. Dead? Did somebody say he's dead?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 12:59 PM

8 hrs ago

Never mind, false alarm. Back to waiting...

Gimpyknee

(708 posts)

28. Nope

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 03:30 PM

5 hrs ago

Dave Bowman

(5,903 posts)

29. No but putrefaction has started anyway.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 03:55 PM

5 hrs ago

malaise

(289,501 posts)

30. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 04:00 PM

5 hrs ago

There are many unhappy generals

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