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Tanuki

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11. Throttled to death when his excessively long red tie

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Sep 24, 2025, 07:56 AM

Sep 24

got caught in the gears of the U.N. escalator?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Sep 24 OP

No but malaise Sep 24 #1

You are usually dead when your brain stops functioning. Usually. twodogsbarking Sep 24 #2

I was thinking the same thing... yardwork Sep 24 #28

...and he may cause an apocalypse. surfered Sep 24 #34

When is the rapture?...................... Lovie777 Sep 24 #3

I don't think Jesus wants them.... Jack Valentino Sep 24 #21

No not dead, and yet somehow brain dead Coldwater Sep 24 #4

Sadly, not yet, but the day is young... SheltieLover Sep 24 #5

Worked himself into a stroke or heart attack... Dulcinea Sep 24 #6

THIS malaise Sep 24 #7

He slipped on the ketchup he'd been throwing at the walls Buddyzbuddy Sep 24 #8

Like this surfered Sep 24 #13

Oh, you bet, the catsup was flying with Kimmel reinstated! SheltieLover Sep 24 #27

Here surfered Sep 24 #37

Yes, that's it! Ty! SheltieLover Sep 24 #39

Howling with laughter malaise Sep 24 #23

"I've been patiently waiting..." hlthe2b Sep 24 #9

Well this could change everything... MiHale Sep 24 #10

Throttled to death when his excessively long red tie Tanuki Sep 24 #11

No, but South Park has a warning for Trump supporters when that glorious day finally arrives surfered Sep 24 #12

DU rec FakeNoose Sep 24 #16

Ah frabjous day!! Calloo, callay!! RVN VET71 Sep 24 #22

Several are saving a bottle for that glorious occasion. surfered Sep 24 #35

Bazinga! You win the thread (imo) SheltieLover Sep 24 #26

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Sep 24 #14

Yawn... Tired of waiting, but the day is young, as you stated. SheltieLover Sep 24 #25

Now would be nice! niyad Sep 24 #30

15 yrs ago would've been better SheltieLover Sep 24 #31

So very true. Or before he became a ruzzian asset, or a sexual predator. niyad Sep 24 #32

Or his mother could've found a way to abort... SheltieLover Sep 24 #33

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Sep 24 #36

Had a heart attack when he discovered he had to walk up escalator stairs dreamland Sep 24 #15

Dead? In his shriveled soul. RVN VET71 Sep 24 #17

Nope Gimpyknee Sep 24 #18

Killed by an overdose of Tylenol slipped into his McDonalds soda by Melania? NNadir Sep 24 #19

When you hear the cheering you will know, fireworks too.. Be safe with them. twodogsbarking Sep 24 #20

I wake up everyday and the first thing I do is look for his obituary. One of these days I'll luck out. LetMyPeopleVote Sep 24 #24

I'm all ready to party. It's just a matter of time. Ocelot II Sep 24 #29

Not last night either, damn it, Just another day closer. republianmushroom Sep 24 #38

Nope. Still waiting... ShazzieB Sep 24 #40