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Orrex

(66,085 posts)
Wed Sep 24, 2025, 05:54 AM Wednesday

Is he dead yet?

Fatally tag-teamed by Newsom & Kimmel?

Torn apart by UN translators who just couldn't take it anymore?

Beaten to death by 192 ambassadors?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Wednesday OP
No but malaise Wednesday #1
You are usually dead when your brain stops functioning. Usually. twodogsbarking Wednesday #2
I was thinking the same thing... yardwork Wednesday #28
...and he may cause an apocalypse. surfered Wednesday #34
When is the rapture?...................... Lovie777 Wednesday #3
I don't think Jesus wants them.... Jack Valentino Wednesday #21
No not dead, and yet somehow brain dead Coldwater Wednesday #4
Sadly, not yet, but the day is young... SheltieLover Wednesday #5
Worked himself into a stroke or heart attack... Dulcinea Wednesday #6
THIS malaise Wednesday #7
He slipped on the ketchup he'd been throwing at the walls Buddyzbuddy Wednesday #8
Like this surfered Wednesday #13
Oh, you bet, the catsup was flying with Kimmel reinstated! SheltieLover Wednesday #27
Here surfered Wednesday #37
Yes, that's it! Ty! SheltieLover Wednesday #39
Howling with laughter malaise Wednesday #23
"I've been patiently waiting..." hlthe2b Wednesday #9
Well this could change everything... MiHale Wednesday #10
Throttled to death when his excessively long red tie Tanuki Wednesday #11
No, but South Park has a warning for Trump supporters when that glorious day finally arrives surfered Wednesday #12
DU rec FakeNoose Wednesday #16
Ah frabjous day!! Calloo, callay!! RVN VET71 Wednesday #22
Several are saving a bottle for that glorious occasion. surfered Wednesday #35
Bazinga! You win the thread (imo) SheltieLover Wednesday #26
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Wednesday #14
Yawn... Tired of waiting, but the day is young, as you stated. SheltieLover Wednesday #25
Now would be nice! niyad Wednesday #30
15 yrs ago would've been better SheltieLover Wednesday #31
So very true. Or before he became a ruzzian asset, or a sexual predator. niyad Wednesday #32
Or his mother could've found a way to abort... SheltieLover Wednesday #33
🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Wednesday #36
Had a heart attack when he discovered he had to walk up escalator stairs dreamland Wednesday #15
Dead? In his shriveled soul. RVN VET71 Wednesday #17
Nope Gimpyknee Wednesday #18
Killed by an overdose of Tylenol slipped into his McDonalds soda by Melania? NNadir Wednesday #19
When you hear the cheering you will know, fireworks too.. Be safe with them. twodogsbarking Wednesday #20
I wake up everyday and the first thing I do is look for his obituary. One of these days I'll luck out. LetMyPeopleVote Wednesday #24
I'm all ready to party. It's just a matter of time. Ocelot II Wednesday #29
Not last night either, damn it, Just another day closer. republianmushroom Wednesday #38
Nope. Still waiting... ShazzieB Wednesday #40

malaise

(289,477 posts)
1. No but
Wed Sep 24, 2025, 06:57 AM
Wednesday

September 23td 2025 will live in infamy as one of his own staff stopped the rapturous ascension of the escalator, the WH operated teleprompter failed as he made a fool of himself in an hour long incoherent rant at the UN General Assembly and then Kimmel returned and sliced and diced him and the FCC fascist to the delight of folks across the planet.

Dulcinea

(9,192 posts)
6. Worked himself into a stroke or heart attack...
Wed Sep 24, 2025, 07:41 AM
Wednesday

...when he learned that newly elected Arizona Congresswoman Adelita Grijalva will be the 218th signature on the Epstein discharge petition, thus making the Repubs go on record.

Buddyzbuddy

(1,552 posts)
8. He slipped on the ketchup he'd been throwing at the walls
Wed Sep 24, 2025, 07:45 AM
Wednesday

while watching Kimmel and fell head first into the 120" TV screen at which time it came off of it's bracket while still stuck to his head as he stumbled around finally collapsing into a pile of hamburgers on the floor. They were reportedly triple quarter pounders with cheese. At least 12 at last count.
Stay tuned for further updates.

SheltieLover

(73,903 posts)
27. Oh, you bet, the catsup was flying with Kimmel reinstated!
Wed Sep 24, 2025, 10:28 AM
Wednesday

Where is that one with the catsup bottles trying to escape? LOL

You're 2 for 2 today!

MiHale

(12,174 posts)
10. Well this could change everything...
Wed Sep 24, 2025, 07:54 AM
Wednesday

Just found out you can buy witches hexes on Esty…it was in an article about Kirk’s wife explaining about the curses she discovered before the unfortunate death of her husband.

https://www.rawstory.com/charlie-kirk-etsy-curse-scared/

Maybe….???….Tune in tomorrow for another round of insanity brought to you by The Insipid Clown Posse of Washington D.C..

Tanuki

(16,087 posts)
11. Throttled to death when his excessively long red tie
Wed Sep 24, 2025, 07:56 AM
Wednesday

got caught in the gears of the U.N. escalator?

surfered

(9,410 posts)
12. No, but South Park has a warning for Trump supporters when that glorious day finally arrives
Wed Sep 24, 2025, 07:59 AM
Wednesday

RVN VET71

(3,037 posts)
22. Ah frabjous day!! Calloo, callay!!
Wed Sep 24, 2025, 09:50 AM
Wednesday

I hadn't given thought to champagne. But my next purchase will be a bottle. Maybe a magnum. Maybe enough magnums (magna?)to fill the one remaining bathtub in my home.

I've hung a black American flag on my front porch. Upside down. I live in a bright cerulean blue area so I'm not nervous about my neighbors (although the couple next door both work for NSA).

Whether his passing is quick or slow matters not. The best words Oliver Cromwell ever spoke are here appropriate:

"You have sat too long here and done only evil. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!"

(quoted with a slight modification to focus on the impact of DJT's presidency.)

surfered

(9,410 posts)
35. Several are saving a bottle for that glorious occasion.
Wed Sep 24, 2025, 11:15 AM
Wednesday

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

niyad

(127,505 posts)
14. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Wed Sep 24, 2025, 08:05 AM
Wednesday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

twodogsbarking

(15,976 posts)
20. When you hear the cheering you will know, fireworks too.. Be safe with them.
Wed Sep 24, 2025, 08:42 AM
Wednesday

The label says "light and run away fast".

LetMyPeopleVote

(170,242 posts)
24. I wake up everyday and the first thing I do is look for his obituary. One of these days I'll luck out.
Wed Sep 24, 2025, 09:59 AM
Wednesday
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