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Orrex

(66,094 posts) Wed Sep 24, 2025, 05:54 AM Wednesday

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Fatally tag-teamed by Newsom & Kimmel?

Torn apart by UN translators who just couldn't take it anymore?

Beaten to death by 192 ambassadors?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Wednesday OP

No but malaise Wednesday #1

You are usually dead when your brain stops functioning. Usually. twodogsbarking Wednesday #2

I was thinking the same thing... yardwork Wednesday #28

...and he may cause an apocalypse. surfered Wednesday #34

When is the rapture?...................... Lovie777 Wednesday #3

I don't think Jesus wants them.... Jack Valentino Wednesday #21

No not dead, and yet somehow brain dead Coldwater Wednesday #4

Sadly, not yet, but the day is young... SheltieLover Wednesday #5

Worked himself into a stroke or heart attack... Dulcinea Wednesday #6

THIS malaise Wednesday #7

He slipped on the ketchup he'd been throwing at the walls Buddyzbuddy Wednesday #8

Like this surfered Wednesday #13

Oh, you bet, the catsup was flying with Kimmel reinstated! SheltieLover Wednesday #27

Here surfered Wednesday #37

Yes, that's it! Ty! SheltieLover Wednesday #39

Howling with laughter malaise Wednesday #23

"I've been patiently waiting..." hlthe2b Wednesday #9

Well this could change everything... MiHale Wednesday #10

Throttled to death when his excessively long red tie Tanuki Wednesday #11

No, but South Park has a warning for Trump supporters when that glorious day finally arrives surfered Wednesday #12

DU rec FakeNoose Wednesday #16

Ah frabjous day!! Calloo, callay!! RVN VET71 Wednesday #22

Several are saving a bottle for that glorious occasion. surfered Wednesday #35

Bazinga! You win the thread (imo) SheltieLover Wednesday #26

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Wednesday #14

Yawn... Tired of waiting, but the day is young, as you stated. SheltieLover Wednesday #25

Now would be nice! niyad Wednesday #30

15 yrs ago would've been better SheltieLover Wednesday #31

So very true. Or before he became a ruzzian asset, or a sexual predator. niyad Wednesday #32

Or his mother could've found a way to abort... SheltieLover Wednesday #33

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Wednesday #36

Had a heart attack when he discovered he had to walk up escalator stairs dreamland Wednesday #15

Dead? In his shriveled soul. RVN VET71 Wednesday #17

Nope Gimpyknee Wednesday #18

Killed by an overdose of Tylenol slipped into his McDonalds soda by Melania? NNadir Wednesday #19

When you hear the cheering you will know, fireworks too.. Be safe with them. twodogsbarking Wednesday #20

I wake up everyday and the first thing I do is look for his obituary. One of these days I'll luck out. LetMyPeopleVote Wednesday #24

I'm all ready to party. It's just a matter of time. Ocelot II Wednesday #29

Not last night either, damn it, Just another day closer. republianmushroom Wednesday #38

Nope. Still waiting... ShazzieB Wednesday #40