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Orrex

(66,106 posts) Tue Sep 23, 2025, 05:53 AM Tuesday

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Stroked out when he turned on ABC in hope of catching yet another late-night Charlie Kirk lovefest?

Thought he was Raptured up, but actually just fell down an elevator shaft?

Declared himself Pharoah and drowned in the Red Sea?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Tuesday OP

He choked to death True Dough Tuesday #1

So a clip of it on my local news this morning. llmart Tuesday #2

Acetaminophen True Dough Tuesday #3

40? llmart Tuesday #6

He's patting himself on the back for learning "groceries", RazorbackExpat Tuesday #12

Kinda like aberbijan johnnyfins Tuesday #7

LOL, god if only he had some shame... he might die of that from the endless shame he brings to us LymphocyteLover Tuesday #10

Had a headache SocialDemocrat61 Tuesday #4

OD'd on Tylenol? SheltieLover Tuesday #5

LOL! Did you hear him try to say Acetaminophen and fail, and then nastily says "TYLENOL" LymphocyteLover Tuesday #9

Cue Elmer Fudd. Aceta, aceta, TYLENOL. "Good widdence to bad wubbish. twodogsbarking Tuesday #13

Lol SheltieLover Tuesday #21

No because I have zero tolerance for his fugly mug or annoying voice. SheltieLover Tuesday #20

I listened to it via Hal Sparks' streaming program where he plays it then comments LymphocyteLover Wednesday #38

Sadly, no. But Joan Baez bought a T-Shrt surfered Tuesday #8

Pecked to death by a dule of doves. twodogsbarking Tuesday #11

Every night I lay me down and pray that Satan takes him away. Joinfortmill Tuesday #14

He is the undead... sop Tuesday #15

Not his shadow. The hands are adult size. twodogsbarking Tuesday #18

Great point. SheltieLover Tuesday #22

Satan's most prominent earthly host does have tiny hands. sop Tuesday #27

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Tuesday #16

Waiting is difficult SheltieLover Tuesday #23

And patience is not one of my strong suits. niyad Tuesday #24

Nor mine. SheltieLover Tuesday #28

Maybe Joan will join us for a celebratory toast surfered Tuesday #29

I'm sure she will! SheltieLover Tuesday #30

Other signs of death include: not having a pulse not breathing no muscle tension eyes remaining fixed bowels releasing. twodogsbarking Tuesday #17

"I'm here, sir to replace Stephen Miller (who's gone to live on a pretty farm upstate)" hlthe2b Tuesday #19

Haha malaise Tuesday #26

No but malaise Tuesday #25

Nope Gimpyknee Tuesday #31

Crushed by the weight of the garbage that makes up his "soul" Blue Owl Tuesday #32

He didn't croak last night, damn it, republianmushroom Tuesday #33

he's not bdamomma Tuesday #34

The secret trapdoor behind the podium at the UN suddenly opens Wicked Blue Tuesday #35

Can you imagine the celebration when this happens? LetMyPeopleVote Tuesday #36

Nose grew so large at the UN... Chemical Bill Tuesday #37