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Orrex

(66,090 posts) Tue Sep 23, 2025, 05:53 AM Tuesday

Is he dead yet?

Stroked out when he turned on ABC in hope of catching yet another late-night Charlie Kirk lovefest?

Thought he was Raptured up, but actually just fell down an elevator shaft?

Declared himself Pharoah and drowned in the Red Sea?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?


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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Tuesday OP
He choked to death True Dough Tuesday #1
So a clip of it on my local news this morning. llmart Tuesday #2
Acetaminophen True Dough Tuesday #3
40? llmart Tuesday #6
He's patting himself on the back for learning "groceries", RazorbackExpat Tuesday #12
Kinda like aberbijan johnnyfins Tuesday #7
LOL, god if only he had some shame... he might die of that from the endless shame he brings to us LymphocyteLover Tuesday #10
Had a headache SocialDemocrat61 Tuesday #4
OD'd on Tylenol? SheltieLover Tuesday #5
LOL! Did you hear him try to say Acetaminophen and fail, and then nastily says "TYLENOL" LymphocyteLover Tuesday #9
Cue Elmer Fudd. Aceta, aceta, TYLENOL. "Good widdence to bad wubbish. twodogsbarking Tuesday #13
Lol SheltieLover Tuesday #21
No because I have zero tolerance for his fugly mug or annoying voice. SheltieLover Tuesday #20
I listened to it via Hal Sparks' streaming program where he plays it then comments LymphocyteLover Wednesday #38
Sadly, no. But Joan Baez bought a T-Shrt surfered Tuesday #8
Pecked to death by a dule of doves. twodogsbarking Tuesday #11
Every night I lay me down and pray that Satan takes him away. Joinfortmill Tuesday #14
He is the undead... sop Tuesday #15
Not his shadow. The hands are adult size. twodogsbarking Tuesday #18
Great point. SheltieLover Tuesday #22
Satan's most prominent earthly host does have tiny hands. sop Tuesday #27
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Tuesday #16
Waiting is difficult SheltieLover Tuesday #23
And patience is not one of my strong suits. niyad Tuesday #24
Nor mine. SheltieLover Tuesday #28
Maybe Joan will join us for a celebratory toast surfered Tuesday #29
I'm sure she will! SheltieLover Tuesday #30
Other signs of death include: not having a pulse not breathing no muscle tension eyes remaining fixed bowels releasing. twodogsbarking Tuesday #17
"I'm here, sir to replace Stephen Miller (who's gone to live on a pretty farm upstate)" hlthe2b Tuesday #19
Haha malaise Tuesday #26
No but malaise Tuesday #25
Nope Gimpyknee Tuesday #31
Crushed by the weight of the garbage that makes up his "soul" Blue Owl Tuesday #32
He didn't croak last night, damn it, republianmushroom Tuesday #33
he's not bdamomma Tuesday #34
The secret trapdoor behind the podium at the UN suddenly opens Wicked Blue Tuesday #35
Can you imagine the celebration when this happens? LetMyPeopleVote Tuesday #36
Nose grew so large at the UN... Chemical Bill Tuesday #37

True Dough

(24,559 posts)
1. He choked to death
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 06:09 AM
Tuesday

trying to say "Acet…Aceto... Ah-ced-uv — well, let’s see."

Acetaminophen.

"Is that okay?"

llmart

(16,881 posts)
2. So a clip of it on my local news this morning.
Reply to True Dough (Reply #1)
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 06:17 AM
Tuesday

He is such a dunce. Such an intelligent response, "it's bad". He hemmed and hawed and umm'ed before saying that as if he couldn't find any other description. No wonder the MAGAts love him. He is as stupid as they are.

RazorbackExpat

(621 posts)
12. He's patting himself on the back for learning "groceries",
Reply to llmart (Reply #6)
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 07:34 AM
Tuesday

but he's still struggling with "due process" and "habeas corpus"

LymphocyteLover

(8,804 posts)
10. LOL, god if only he had some shame... he might die of that from the endless shame he brings to us
Reply to True Dough (Reply #1)
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 07:15 AM
Tuesday

SheltieLover

(73,944 posts)
5. OD'd on Tylenol?
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 06:24 AM
Tuesday

Caught between nancy mace & cory mills engaged in rats eating their own exercise? (No offense to rodents intended.) https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220665044

Trampled by scientists fleeing the united states of extortion?

LymphocyteLover

(8,804 posts)
9. LOL! Did you hear him try to say Acetaminophen and fail, and then nastily says "TYLENOL"
Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #5)
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 07:13 AM
Tuesday

"just don't take it!"... he's such an endless embarrassment

SheltieLover

(73,944 posts)
20. No because I have zero tolerance for his fugly mug or annoying voice.
Reply to LymphocyteLover (Reply #9)
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 07:44 AM
Tuesday

I read about it though.

Bugs would've called him an ultra maroon.

LymphocyteLover

(8,804 posts)
38. I listened to it via Hal Sparks' streaming program where he plays it then comments
Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #20)
Wed Sep 24, 2025, 07:11 AM
Wednesday

throughout. Normally I can't stand tRUMP's voice and pure idiocy, but for this press conference, somehow I listened to the whole thing. I think because it was such a trainwreck and so absurd and funny at times. Also I was curious how badly he would mangle the science, and of course he did.

Joinfortmill

(18,994 posts)
14. Every night I lay me down and pray that Satan takes him away.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 07:37 AM
Tuesday

Last edited Tue Sep 23, 2025, 08:27 AM - Edit history (1)

sop

(16,202 posts)
27. Satan's most prominent earthly host does have tiny hands.
Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #18)
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 07:57 AM
Tuesday

The Demon's horns are bigger, though.

niyad

(127,524 posts)
16. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 07:41 AM
Tuesday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(9,428 posts)
29. Maybe Joan will join us for a celebratory toast
Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #23)
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 08:23 AM
Tuesday

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

twodogsbarking

(15,978 posts)
17. Other signs of death include: not having a pulse not breathing no muscle tension eyes remaining fixed bowels releasing.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 07:42 AM
Tuesday

Show me a sign, please.............

hlthe2b

(111,490 posts)
19. "I'm here, sir to replace Stephen Miller (who's gone to live on a pretty farm upstate)"
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 07:43 AM
Tuesday


"Won't you give me a little hug to welcome me aboard?"

malaise

(289,501 posts)
25. No but
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 07:54 AM
Tuesday

he’s going to need more than Tylenol after hearing Kamala Harris last night.

republianmushroom

(21,479 posts)
33. He didn't croak last night, damn it,
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 11:36 AM
Tuesday

maybe today or to night. Hopeful, lots of thoughts and prays it will.

Wicked Blue

(8,261 posts)
35. The secret trapdoor behind the podium at the UN suddenly opens
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 11:42 AM
Tuesday

and Traitor Turnip plunges into the bowels of NYC, where he encounters the legendary underground sewer alligators. The gators enjoy their snack, but complain that he reeked of stale ketchup.

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