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GopherGal

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38. Ah, I like that variation!

Reply to Hugin (Reply #36)

Sat Sep 20, 2025, 12:00 PM

Sep 20

The problem with my theory was the idea that TSF would ever walk his bloated @$$ anywhere. (To be fair, that must be difficult with the entire Disney board of directors' heads stuffed up there.)

Instead, let's picture a golf cart going the wrong way in a roundabout...

We can keep the head-on collision with the red double-decker bus (or substitute a black cab, driven by a certain Slovenian immigrant, if you wish.. Visibility can't be that good in that hat she had on, so maybe it took her a couple tries around the roundabout to hit her target.)

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Sep 20 OP

Pummeled by future retirees over Social Security? SheltieLover Sep 20 #1

Don't mess with malaise Sep 20 #17

Or those soon to be old... SheltieLover Sep 20 #20

Especially old, cranky people with no filters, no patience, and no fucks left to give. niyad Sep 20 #25

Get off my lawn! surfered Sep 20 #32

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Sep 20 #2

Keep hope alive.🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Sep 20 #7

Have my bottle chilling Wild blueberry Sep 20 #11

Sung to the tune of Tomorrow malaise Sep 20 #18

Right now would be much better. niyad Sep 20 #19

Can they remake it to "today...today?" SheltieLover Sep 20 #22

Yesterday would be better 😀 malaise Sep 20 #26

I couldn't agree more, but that would require time travel... SheltieLover Sep 20 #27

Soon, my friend... SheltieLover Sep 20 #21

Tomorrow. twodogsbarking Sep 20 #3

Finally finished rotting...turned into a fetid pool of bodily waste... MiHale Sep 20 #4

With a hideous orange shen... SheltieLover Sep 20 #23

Y'all mean this here hat? twodogsbarking Sep 20 #5

Not yet, but I have high hopes... surfered Sep 20 #6

Imprisoned in the Tower of London Dulcinea Sep 20 #8

Ate British food. twodogsbarking Sep 20 #9

Hehehe malaise Sep 20 #14

Instantly incinerated when he tripped over the hearth Tanuki Sep 20 #10

The visual is spectacular malaise Sep 20 #15

Nope Gimpyknee Sep 20 #12

No but when the Epstein mess finally explodes malaise Sep 20 #13

Surrounded as he is by vipers (and that is just MAGA).. On borrowed time? hlthe2b Sep 20 #16

Aptly depicts pee wee, fleaon, et. al SheltieLover Sep 20 #24

Creepy surfered Sep 20 #30

Exactly! SheltieLover Sep 20 #31

Stephen Miller / Rectal Polyp surfered Sep 20 #33

Also an apt pix! SheltieLover Sep 20 #34

+1 dalton99a Sep 20 #35

🤣 ShazzieB Sep 20 #43

Stepped of a curb to cross the street in London GopherGal Sep 20 #28

At crossings in London, "Look Right" is painted on the sidewalk surfered Sep 20 #29

Trapped for all eternity in a roundabout... Hugin Sep 20 #36

Been there, not going the wrong way, but unable to get in the exit lane. surfered Sep 20 #37

Going the wrong way is the specialty of one of my siblings... Hugin Sep 20 #39

Ah, I like that variation! GopherGal Sep 20 #38

Not yet, damn, so hopeful he met the grim reaper last night, republianmushroom Sep 20 #40

All I know is that I'm living for the day when I log on to DU and immediately see a headline saying that he IS dead. ShazzieB Sep 20 #41

i'm afraid he's like tomorrow bluestarone Sep 20 #42

Another day of disappointment LetMyPeopleVote Sep 20 #44