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Orrex

(66,083 posts)
Sat Sep 20, 2025, 05:53 AM Sep 20

Is he dead yet?

Taken out by service personnel before he can send them back to Afghanistan?

Taken out by Venezuela before he can murder another boat full of civilians?

Decapitated when he walked too close to Melania's ridiculous hat?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Sep 20 OP
Pummeled by future retirees over Social Security? SheltieLover Sep 20 #1
Don't mess with malaise Sep 20 #17
Or those soon to be old... SheltieLover Sep 20 #20
Especially old, cranky people with no filters, no patience, and no fucks left to give. niyad Sep 20 #25
Get off my lawn! surfered Sep 20 #32
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Sep 20 #2
Keep hope alive.🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Sep 20 #7
Have my bottle chilling Wild blueberry Sep 20 #11
Sung to the tune of Tomorrow malaise Sep 20 #18
Right now would be much better. niyad Sep 20 #19
Can they remake it to "today...today?" SheltieLover Sep 20 #22
Yesterday would be better 😀 malaise Sep 20 #26
I couldn't agree more, but that would require time travel... SheltieLover Sep 20 #27
Soon, my friend... SheltieLover Sep 20 #21
Tomorrow. twodogsbarking Sep 20 #3
Finally finished rotting...turned into a fetid pool of bodily waste... MiHale Sep 20 #4
With a hideous orange shen... SheltieLover Sep 20 #23
Y'all mean this here hat? twodogsbarking Sep 20 #5
Not yet, but I have high hopes... surfered Sep 20 #6
Imprisoned in the Tower of London Dulcinea Sep 20 #8
Ate British food. twodogsbarking Sep 20 #9
Hehehe malaise Sep 20 #14
Instantly incinerated when he tripped over the hearth Tanuki Sep 20 #10
The visual is spectacular malaise Sep 20 #15
Nope Gimpyknee Sep 20 #12
No but when the Epstein mess finally explodes malaise Sep 20 #13
Surrounded as he is by vipers (and that is just MAGA).. On borrowed time? hlthe2b Sep 20 #16
Aptly depicts pee wee, fleaon, et. al SheltieLover Sep 20 #24
Creepy surfered Sep 20 #30
Exactly! SheltieLover Sep 20 #31
Stephen Miller / Rectal Polyp surfered Sep 20 #33
Also an apt pix! SheltieLover Sep 20 #34
+1 dalton99a Sep 20 #35
🤣 ShazzieB Sep 20 #43
Stepped of a curb to cross the street in London GopherGal Sep 20 #28
At crossings in London, "Look Right" is painted on the sidewalk surfered Sep 20 #29
Trapped for all eternity in a roundabout... Hugin Sep 20 #36
Been there, not going the wrong way, but unable to get in the exit lane. surfered Sep 20 #37
Going the wrong way is the specialty of one of my siblings... Hugin Sep 20 #39
Ah, I like that variation! GopherGal Sep 20 #38
Not yet, damn, so hopeful he met the grim reaper last night, republianmushroom Sep 20 #40
All I know is that I'm living for the day when I log on to DU and immediately see a headline saying that he IS dead. ShazzieB Sep 20 #41
i'm afraid he's like tomorrow bluestarone Sep 20 #42
Another day of disappointment LetMyPeopleVote Sep 20 #44

SheltieLover

(73,903 posts)
1. Pummeled by future retirees over Social Security?
Sat Sep 20, 2025, 06:00 AM
Sep 20

Shredded by supporters of the 1st Amendment?

niyad

(127,503 posts)
25. Especially old, cranky people with no filters, no patience, and no fucks left to give.
Sat Sep 20, 2025, 10:25 AM
Sep 20

niyad

(127,503 posts)
2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sat Sep 20, 2025, 07:09 AM
Sep 20

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Wild blueberry

(7,913 posts)
11. Have my bottle chilling
Sat Sep 20, 2025, 08:47 AM
Sep 20

As do my neighbors, just in case the stores run out when it finally happens.
Cheers!

malaise

(289,475 posts)
18. Sung to the tune of Tomorrow
Sat Sep 20, 2025, 10:02 AM
Sep 20

Good news will come out tomorrow so you got to hang on….



Tomorrow tomorrow😀



MiHale

(12,174 posts)
4. Finally finished rotting...turned into a fetid pool of bodily waste...
Sat Sep 20, 2025, 07:17 AM
Sep 20

Like he isn’t already.

Tanuki

(16,087 posts)
10. Instantly incinerated when he tripped over the hearth
Sat Sep 20, 2025, 08:34 AM
Sep 20

while trying to burn the Constitution?

GopherGal

(2,607 posts)
28. Stepped of a curb to cross the street in London
Sat Sep 20, 2025, 10:48 AM
Sep 20

but looked the wrong direction first, so he didn't notice the approaching double-decker bus. London HazMat crews are still trying to clean up the greasy stain.

Hugin

(36,900 posts)
39. Going the wrong way is the specialty of one of my siblings...
Sat Sep 20, 2025, 12:00 PM
Sep 20

“But, it’s shorter!”

Their laminated photo is carried by many LEOs.

GopherGal

(2,607 posts)
38. Ah, I like that variation!
Sat Sep 20, 2025, 12:00 PM
Sep 20

The problem with my theory was the idea that TSF would ever walk his bloated @$$ anywhere. (To be fair, that must be difficult with the entire Disney board of directors' heads stuffed up there.)

Instead, let's picture a golf cart going the wrong way in a roundabout...

We can keep the head-on collision with the red double-decker bus (or substitute a black cab, driven by a certain Slovenian immigrant, if you wish.. Visibility can't be that good in that hat she had on, so maybe it took her a couple tries around the roundabout to hit her target.)

republianmushroom

(21,468 posts)
40. Not yet, damn, so hopeful he met the grim reaper last night,
Sat Sep 20, 2025, 12:04 PM
Sep 20

Didn't happen but he is a day closer to that meeting. Maybe to night. Hopeful.

ShazzieB

(21,662 posts)
41. All I know is that I'm living for the day when I log on to DU and immediately see a headline saying that he IS dead.
Sat Sep 20, 2025, 02:46 PM
Sep 20

What a day that will be!

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