My 20,000th post: Thoughts & Prayers for butthurt MAGAts forced to say farewell to Cracker Barrel's logo grampy [View all]

WE KNOW that the ONLY WAY that MAGAts can enjoy their vittles at Cracker Barrel is to gaze lovingly at the fictional cartoon grampy on the restaurant's logo. He reinforces the importance of chewing their food before swallowing, and wiping their grease-stained mouths on their napkin before taking their cousin back to the trailer. And NOW, the "woke mind virus" in America WINS AGAIN as the BELOVED IMAGINARY CARTOON GRAMPY receives a brutal Apprentice-style "YOU'RE FIRED!"

Don Jr. isn't high, libs...he's HIGH ON LIFE and MAD AS HELL at this TRAVESTY, taking a break from vacuuming up lines with his noble nepo baby snout to ask on Twitter, "WTF is wrong with Cracker Barrel," and at the end of his sentence types TWO question marks and an exclamation point, so you KNOW this has him REALLY CONFUSED. (you can see his heartbreaking tweet at the link I provided).

ALL OF THE FREEDOM-SHATTERING DETAILS ARE HERE: https://www.thedailybeast.com/maga-loses-it-over-new-cracker-barrel-logo/

If there's ONE THING the MAGAts love more than getting lucky with their cousin, it's being supervised during their meal by an inanimate fictional cartoon grampy mascot who watches over and protects them from coast to coast.

And now he's GONE. Just like Ashli Babbit. She'll never crawl through a window after being warned again, and MAGAts all across America have had their ONE REFUGE FROM "WOKE"...cartoon Cracker Barrel Grampy...taken away from them in a similarly brutal and inhuman manner.

I'd like to write more, this being my 20,000th post, but I am too emotionally distraught to go on.