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1. More details emerge about the TACO incident

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu May 29, 2025, 07:12 AM

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Around noon time, the President choked on a Taco, eschewing his usual Big Mac because everyone on Wall Street was talking about a taco.

No staff member attempted the Heimlich Maneuver as none of them had arms long enough to get around the rotund President.

Attorney General Pam Bondi pledged to prosecute the taco to the fullest extent of the law.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Thursday OP

More details emerge about the TACO incident surfered Thursday #1

Hey, it could happen...W choked on a pretzel, passed out, fell and hit his head. sop Thursday #5

Rofl Joinfortmill Thursday #7

Hahaha! SheltieLover Thursday #9

No malaise Thursday #2

Pardoned the Governor Whitmer kidnappers... MiHale Thursday #3

"What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger." - Game of Thrones sop Thursday #4

No, it still breathes Joinfortmill Thursday #6

Fugly orange blob 4 ft above his lower ass exploded over US Trade Court blocking all tariffs? SheltieLover Thursday #8

In an effort to prove his courage, King Taco... WestMichRad Thursday #10

Thank you. May it indeed be soon. niyad Thursday #13

Choked on his taco bowl Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Thursday #11

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Thursday #12

Today's meme... CaptainTruth Thursday #14

I enjoy these every day TNNurse Thursday #15

Obliterated by the rockets red glare and bombs bursting in air at his birthday party. twodogsbarking Thursday #16

Run over by a dozen tanks at his birthday parade. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Thursday #17

Upcoming, as the psrade Gordcanuck Thursday #20

That was Alan Shepard's thought as he was sitting in his capsule waiting for blast-off. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Saturday #32

...my sentiments exactly: hlthe2b Thursday #18

Alzheimer's got him wandering around at 3 AM Warpy Thursday #19

Sophmoric Gimpyknee Thursday #21

Even his chicken bones got bone spurs C_U_L8R Thursday #22

Bwaaaaah malaise Thursday #23

Oh, that's a good one! ShazzieB Thursday #31

Hidden Scotch Bonnet peppers in his TACO Wicked Blue Thursday #24

Lord you don't seem to be doing your part here.. republianmushroom Thursday #25

We're stuck with him until God can rustle up some more locusts, frogs, gnats, flies, hail and boils. Ocelot II Thursday #26

Hope it is not that long. republianmushroom Thursday #27

He's a plague. We need a Moses as it seems only Democrats are mortal Deuxcents Thursday #28

For whom the Taco Bell tolls..... Blue Owl Thursday #29

That's excellent Orrex Thursday #30