Around noon time, the President choked on a Taco, eschewing his usual Big Mac because everyone on Wall Street was talking about a taco.

No staff member attempted the Heimlich Maneuver as none of them had arms long enough to get around the rotund President.

Attorney General Pam Bondi pledged to prosecute the taco to the fullest extent of the law.

but the Courts just killed his tariffs😀

and they started singing..”Moving on up to the East side”.

Stroked out over pope's live show at Rate Field on parade day?

Shat himself to death over Tate bros UK indictment, fearing they will squeal?

Tossed catsup bottle through wall at muerte lard-o & got sucked out into the Bermuda Triangle when he learned of yesterday's court decision?

Have you seen the wordle spoiler for today?

… insists on joining the maiden flight of Qatari Bribe Force One, which subsequently experiences a Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly.

And the masses rejoiced.

May Niyad very soon have occasion to uncork her bubbly!

When told what the acronym TACO meant.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

but these are particularly good. Nicely done.

Who in the flying fuck throws themself a birthday party. Only Genghis Don.

Would it be possible to organize a boycott of the parade itself and any MSM that carries it?

tank steering mechanisms were supplied by the lowest bidder.

His official quote for posterity was:

down in the basement where housekeeping is . He got his foot stuck in an empty mop bucket and fell face down into a full one and drowned.

He simply clucked off and died

Nicely played😂😂

Now that we know what a big chicken he is, I may just start telling him to cluck off or go cluck himself, instead of using the other word that starts with F!

cause fatal stroke

Don't care how, just getter done.