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BoRaGard

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Mon May 26, 2025, 07:00 AM May 26

G.O.P. Trophy Wives Assoc. may sue Krasnov (R) for slander [View all]

SCHMUCKLEE, FLORI-DUH - The G.O.P. 's occult Rump Party, the Trophy Wives Association, expressed a degree of annoyance today, in the aftermath the demeaning treatment dealt out to them by the infamous Republicon adulterer, draft dodger, and casino hustler: Komrade Krasnov the Klawbacker.

"We are high-class republicon trophy wives, not just wild, one-night mushroom flings, like l'affaire Stormy D. We deserve R-e-s-p-e-c-t. Republicon so-called 'men' are treating us like property, not like human beings," said Goldie Diggin, the group's exquisitely coiffed spokesmodel.

"We won't have it. We are putting all lecherous Republicon Biggies on notice: treat us nice or we are spilling the pervo beans all over the pubic airwaves," Diggin sputtered.

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