G.O.P. Trophy Wives Assoc. may sue Krasnov (R) for slander
SCHMUCKLEE, FLORI-DUH - The G.O.P. 's occult Rump Party, the Trophy Wives Association, expressed a degree of annoyance today, in the aftermath the demeaning treatment dealt out to them by the infamous Republicon adulterer, draft dodger, and casino hustler: Komrade Krasnov the Klawbacker.
"We are high-class republicon trophy wives, not just wild, one-night mushroom flings, like l'affaire Stormy D. We deserve R-e-s-p-e-c-t. Republicon so-called 'men' are treating us like property, not like human beings," said Goldie Diggin, the group's exquisitely coiffed spokesmodel.
"We won't have it. We are putting all lecherous Republicon Biggies on notice: treat us nice or we are spilling the pervo beans all over the pubic airwaves," Diggin sputtered.
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One among many. All of his works satirize the rape & destruction of nature in FL.
Advice to young magat republicons...
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"They love that. Works like a charm. Works out goodly.
So don't be a loser prole. Be a repube. Make a deal. Spend a couple of million
on your trophy wife with a big ass yacht. Fabulous TAX BREAKS for us.
Everything will be cool. Then you can head out to the golf course
and fart around for hours, while the proles are working their asses off to pay taxes.
Ha ha." - Krasnov (R - Felon/Rapist)
