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Orrex

(65,201 posts) Tue Apr 29, 2025, 07:00 AM Apr 29

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Collapsed under strain of running the country and the world?

Torn apart by an army of protective and fed-up Swifties?

Shocked that the 51st state didn't vote to worship him?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Apr 29 OP

Drowned C_U_L8R Apr 29 #1

I was so hoping EYESORE 9001 Apr 29 #2

No but he sure helped kill the Canadian conservatives as his lackey malaise Apr 29 #3

I'm still on pins & needles EYESORE 9001 Apr 29 #4

I've searched my pea brain and can't come up with how it happens. surfered Apr 29 #5

I've since found that the liberal party will form a minority party EYESORE 9001 Apr 29 #7

choked on a chicken nugget..? samnsara Apr 29 #6

Killed in a strafing by the Canadian Air Force? NNadir Apr 29 #8

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Apr 29 #9

I wouldn't mind if the US became a Canadian province IronLionZion Apr 29 #10

A tragic stool vs pissed-off little dog encounter? hlthe2b Apr 29 #11

FILTH FLARN FLARN FILTH!!!!!! Lokee11 Apr 29 #12

Suppose they gave a funeral and noone came. twodogsbarking Apr 29 #13

But Seismographs all over the world would be pinging... GopherGal Apr 29 #18

yes twodogsbarking Apr 29 #20

No, but he Gordcanuck Apr 29 #14

Alas, no Jerry2144 Apr 29 #15

Pecked to death by Canadian Geese. twodogsbarking Apr 29 #16

Not yet, but the day is still young & hope springs eternal... SheltieLover Apr 29 #17

No, alas. He's going to get a bigly parade, though Hekate Apr 29 #19

Don't care how lord just get it done and soon. republianmushroom Apr 29 #21

Decapitated by Le Guillotine Blue Owl Apr 29 #22

Has a stroke when masked Ice goons burst into Merde-a-Lago and drag him out in handcuffs Wicked Blue Apr 29 #23