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Orrex

(65,091 posts)
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 07:00 AM Tuesday

Is he dead yet?

Collapsed under strain of running the country and the world?

Torn apart by an army of protective and fed-up Swifties?

Shocked that the 51st state didn't vote to worship him?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Tuesday OP
Drowned C_U_L8R Tuesday #1
I was so hoping EYESORE 9001 Tuesday #2
No but he sure helped kill the Canadian conservatives as his lackey malaise Tuesday #3
I'm still on pins & needles EYESORE 9001 Tuesday #4
I've searched my pea brain and can't come up with how it happens. surfered Tuesday #5
I've since found that the liberal party will form a minority party EYESORE 9001 Tuesday #7
choked on a chicken nugget..? samnsara Tuesday #6
Killed in a strafing by the Canadian Air Force? NNadir Tuesday #8
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Tuesday #9
I wouldn't mind if the US became a Canadian province IronLionZion Tuesday #10
A tragic stool vs pissed-off little dog encounter? hlthe2b Tuesday #11
FILTH FLARN FLARN FILTH!!!!!! Lokee11 Tuesday #12
Suppose they gave a funeral and noone came. twodogsbarking Tuesday #13
But Seismographs all over the world would be pinging... GopherGal Tuesday #18
yes twodogsbarking Tuesday #20
No, but he Gordcanuck Tuesday #14
Alas, no Jerry2144 Tuesday #15
Pecked to death by Canadian Geese. twodogsbarking Tuesday #16
Not yet, but the day is still young & hope springs eternal... SheltieLover Tuesday #17
No, alas. He's going to get a bigly parade, though Hekate Tuesday #19
Don't care how lord just get it done and soon. republianmushroom Tuesday #21
Decapitated by Le Guillotine Blue Owl Tuesday #22
Has a stroke when masked Ice goons burst into Merde-a-Lago and drag him out in handcuffs Wicked Blue Tuesday #23

EYESORE 9001

(28,172 posts)
2. I was so hoping
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 07:04 AM
Tuesday

that a demon, representing untold suffering, would rise from the Colosseum, make the trip to the airport, and devour the orange hellbeast right there on the tarmac.

EYESORE 9001

(28,172 posts)
4. I'm still on pins & needles
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 07:26 AM
Tuesday

until the totals show whether the liberal party will be a majority or minority leadership.

surfered

(6,496 posts)
5. I've searched my pea brain and can't come up with how it happens.
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 08:26 AM
Tuesday

I don’t care how, I’m past ready for that glorious day when we can all sing Ding Dong the Witch is Dead!

EYESORE 9001

(28,172 posts)
7. I've since found that the liberal party will form a minority party
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 08:30 AM
Tuesday

Unless the remaining votes all go liberal, that is.

niyad

(123,527 posts)
9. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 08:53 AM
Tuesday

Still, the day is yet young (which I am not!!!). One dares to dream!

Lokee11

(340 posts)
12. FILTH FLARN FLARN FILTH!!!!!!
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 09:35 AM
Tuesday

When the H - E - Double Hockey Sticks!!!!!

Is the answer to this question going to be YES?!?!?!?!?!?

I mean at the very least - c'mon cholesterol do your dam job already

✊FDT!

GopherGal

(2,456 posts)
18. But Seismographs all over the world would be pinging...
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 11:07 AM
Tuesday

from all the dancing in the streets.

Gordcanuck

(77 posts)
14. No, but he
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 09:42 AM
Tuesday

had to watch his right-wing MAGA buddy lose his seat in our 🇨🇦 federal election last night.

Jerry2144

(2,802 posts)
15. Alas, no
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 09:53 AM
Tuesday

Not yet. Our average IQ in this country is still in the single digits. When he passes, it should rise to around 90

republianmushroom

(19,700 posts)
21. Don't care how lord just get it done and soon.
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 11:56 AM
Tuesday

The good, we are a day closer to the reckoning of his dismissed.

Wicked Blue

(7,924 posts)
23. Has a stroke when masked Ice goons burst into Merde-a-Lago and drag him out in handcuffs
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 04:12 PM
Tuesday

because they mistakenly think he is some kind of illegal alien.

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