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Aussie105

(7,225 posts)
6. Next minute . .
Mon Sep 22, 2025, 12:37 AM
21 hrs ago

Trump mandates by executive order all planes will be fitted with external airbags so they can safely bump into each other.

But Trump was never worried, he knows that he Rules by Divine Decree and is immortal.

His supply of fresh diapers on AF1 may go down though.

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Great. markodochartaigh 23 hrs ago #1
I want him to die Randomthought 21 hrs ago #7
Conspiracy theories will ensue iemanja 21 hrs ago #8
Third time is the charm. GreenWave 23 hrs ago #2
Like the boy who cried wolf for the attention & distraction. He lies. AnotherMother4Peace 23 hrs ago #3
Oh, that's too bad Bayard 23 hrs ago #4
Wait until they bigger plane gets airborne Historic NY 22 hrs ago #5
Next minute . . Aussie105 21 hrs ago #6
Does anyone really give a fuck? I'm just sick of his ugly face and voice. n/t Greybnk48 21 hrs ago #9
Did it get closer than the bullet that "grazed" his ear? Buddyzbuddy 21 hrs ago #10
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