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Hot off the fb feed: SAD NEWS – The Great American State Fair has postponed its most anticipated attraction, a fully staged assassination, after organizers determined that a crowd of eleven people and a youth brass ensemble could not deliver the reaction shots the moment required. Spokesman Brent Halloway explained that there was no one to gasp and no one to sob into a flag, which is really the whole point. Ticket holders who drove in specifically for the two o'clock are now demanding refunds and validated parking. The President maintains the crowd was packed with at least 45,000 people, a figure independent estimates place somewhat closer to eleven.