Democratic Primaries

He might as well challenge Trump to climb into the cockpit of a jet airliner and safely fly all the passengers from Point A to Point B. Trump is as qualified to be a safe pilot as he is a safe president.

Obama handed off the controls to Dumbshit Donnie with Air America cruising along reasonably well. We've been on autopilot now for more than 3 years and as long as there was no bad weather ahead or a mechanical failure it kept flying fairly satisfactorily if not great, despite Captain Chaos constantly fiddling with knobs and dials and buttons and levers while having no clue what function they actually served.

Was only a matter of time before we hit some severe turbulence of one sort or another and we just ran into one helluva big bad pocket. Trump just disengaged the autopilot and is now trying to bring this big beast in for an emergency landing. I suggest we all return our seat backs and tray tables to their full upright and locked positions, put our heads between our legs and kiss our asses goodbye before we all crash and burn.

And thank you for flying Trump Airlines!