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9. So said.

Fri Mar 13, 2020, 12:23 PM

Mar 2020

Death incarnate, the Prince of Darkness and emanation of Vlad the Impaler who channels every despot, dictator and cruel monarch that has ever lived, bar none. And he is only getting started.

"I ought to know about dead guys! People are saying...I know all about them. I know about corpses more than most people and you are going to see a lot of them thanks to my Administration working hard for it. What do they call it...embalming? Autopsies? I could have done that...no problem...no problem. I would have gone into death if hadn't become a confidence man and been so great at the biggest bankruptcies...you walk away...just walk away! I am a natural at death and you will be winning more demise than ever...it's perfect and beautiful. You know, you can just grab America by it's pathetic ones, and they LET YOU! So, death will be bigly...I will make it perfect. Undertakers and...what are they? Morticians are going to do very well. That's an industry that will be winning, too."

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Undecided

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