How do I stop Biden becoming the chosen one? [View all]

TRUMP: ‘’How do I stop Biden becoming the chosen one? He cannot be allowed to become the democratic nominee because he will beat me in the general. I know! I will collude with a foreign government to make up shit about his kid, that should do it. That should stop them choosing Biden.’’

DEMOCRATS: "Oh my, you great orange fuckwit. You are so scared of Biden that you got fucking impeached trying to take him down. Hhhhmmm. Interesting. I wonder who we should choose to be the democratic nominee? Well, well, here we go you sociopathic wanker."

Biff. Baff. Uppercut.