Populist Reform of the Democratic Party

—Announcing her 2016 presidential bid before thousands of wall street workers at some Bank, Hillary Clinton boldly declared Monday that the nation had done absolutely nothing to deserve a better candidate than herself.

“I want you to take a good, hard look at me, America, because this is exactly what you’ve got coming,” said Hilary, adding that the country was kidding itself if it thought it was worthy of higher-quality leadership than exactly what she was prepared to offer.

“Deep down, you know you’ve got no business supporting anyone else. I’m all you’re entitled to, so just give me your vote and watch what happens. You earned it.” Hillary went on to say that, in some ways, she might actually be a better candidate than the nation deserved.