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Newest Reality

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8. Vote for Mr. Fox:
Mon Feb 2, 2015, 10:06 PM
Feb 2015

WASHINGTON DC: At a press conference today, Mr. Fox said, "My main concern is the safety of the coop and the well being of every hen and cock. Bringing prosperity and more grain to the roost is a key note of my candidacy. We can't have starving chickens working hard on egg production while depriving them deprive them of a living wage, would be in bad taste. The flavor of this campaign will change the pecking order and make more chickens upper crust while adding more spice to life for them."

Mr. Fox left then left the podium licking his lips as drool cascaded down his cheeks, which probably indicated that he would really savor his position in government if elected.

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The republicans are talking out their ass and lying onecaliberal Feb 2015 #1
Exactly! RiverLover Feb 2015 #4
90% of the exposed get it. 100 cases now in California onecaliberal Feb 2015 #5
Well that explains it. RiverLover Feb 2015 #6
Vote for Mr. Fox: Newest Reality Feb 2015 #8
From here on now, I'm going to picture all rethugs at the podium with RiverLover Feb 2015 #11
Cool! Newest Reality Feb 2015 #12
I like it too. Enthusiast Feb 2015 #15
I think you are correct. Faryn Balyncd Feb 2015 #2
Millions of tons of bullshit sold with billions of right wing dollars. hedda_foil Feb 2015 #3
I think you greatly underestimate the mass of bullshit. Agnosticsherbet Feb 2015 #7
We are very near there now onecaliberal Feb 2015 #9
LOL RiverLover Feb 2015 #10
A quantum singularity generator of bullshit /nt Dragonfli Feb 2015 #19
"Opportunity for all, favoritism for none" aspirant Feb 2015 #13
The problem is finding true Democrats(now called "populists"???) whose actions match their rhetoric, RiverLover Feb 2015 #14
The President said, "Don't be reading the Huffington Post, you damn dummies." Enthusiast Feb 2015 #16
HuffPo was my homepage during the 2008 campaign for great BO coverage. RiverLover Feb 2015 #17
That was different. Enthusiast Feb 2015 #18
I agree with you. We WILL be HEARING a lot of lies over the next two years. They ARE scared, glad at sabrina 1 Feb 2015 #20
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