Yes Virginia, Torture Does Work [View all]

Torture has been used effectively for centuries so why do liberals claim it doesn’t work? Well typical of liberals they are a bit picky; specifically meaning that torture doesn’t work to obtain meaningful intelligence. But of course, we all know that, even the blackest-hearted conservative knows. So why is torture so popular with despots?
Let’s look at the different reasons for torturing humans:

1. Cheney and The Torturers (on their off hours they play at the Triple Door in Seattle) quickly rounded up over a hundred suspects in the immediate aftermath of 9/11 and commenced torturing them. They weren’t too picky who got included in the round up because one purpose of the round up was to show the public that they were actively pursuing those responsible for the attack. And the torture can be effective in weeding out suspects, or at least getting some confessions, thus giving the impression of success.

2. As the Torture Report clearly shows, Cheney had people tortured, not to gain worthwhile intelligence, but to get information that could be used to justify their vision of invading Iraq. The Torturers were ordered to continue with the torture until they got information that connected al Qaeda to Saddam Hussein. They actually never succeeded in getting that information.

3. Torture is used to terrorize the enemy attempting to scare the enemy into capitulating. Actually it’s really not that effective, seems it usually bolsters an enemy's resolve.

4. Torture is used by people in power because they can. Some have psychopathic tendencies while others just get off on the power. I would say this probably applies to Cheney and some of his guys.

5. But the most effective use for torture is for leaders to control their own populations. Arbitrarily torturing members of the public is very effective for getting cooperation and capitulation and has been used for centuries.

I hope this clears up some questions. Just don’t ask who Virginia is.