Paddy was vacationing on the French Riviera when he bumped into an old lawyer friend... [View all]

and asked him what he was doing there.
The lawyer replied, “Remember that lousy property I bought in Cork? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?”
Paddy replied, “Remember that lousy property I had in Dublin? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds.”
The lawyer looked puzzled. “Gee,” he asked, “how did you start the flood?”