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4. After my wife gave birth,

Wed Mar 2, 2022, 10:19 PM

Mar 2022

I pulled the doctor aside and said, "When can we have sex?"

He said, "I have an opening at 4:00 if you can come by my office."

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Doc gave me some bad news told me I had to stop masturbating [View all] Duncanpup Feb 2022 OP

Oh, My......... Sherman A1 Feb 2022 #1

I'm thinking of getting a second opinion Sherman Duncanpup Feb 2022 #2

I didn't see that coming! Ohiya Feb 2022 #3

After my wife gave birth, SCantiGOP Mar 2022 #4