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9. My version:

Thu Jan 3, 2019, 09:32 PM

Jan 2019

There once was a liar named Don
who's whole life was based on a con.
A failure at life
with a Russian plant wife
was the lying old failure named Don.

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Know any good limericks about Spanky? [View all] red dog 1 Jan 2019 OP

There once was a bigot from New York Doodley Jan 2019 #1

I like it! red dog 1 Jan 2019 #4

How's this? PJMcK Jan 2019 #2

What's a "shart"? red dog 1 Jan 2019 #5

Google is your friend SCantiGOP Jan 2019 #7

It's a bit rude PJMcK Jan 2019 #12

See this PJMcK Jan 2019 #15

That's hilarious! red dog 1 Jan 2019 #17

There once was a fat boy named Spankey IllinoisBirdWatcher Jan 2019 #3

Very good! red dog 1 Jan 2019 #6

Tip o' the hat! (n/t) PJMcK Jan 2019 #13

Well done to you all. guillaumeb Jan 2019 #8

My version: guillaumeb Jan 2019 #9

Very good! red dog 1 Jan 2019 #10

Loved the idea. guillaumeb Jan 2019 #11

Amen to that! red dog 1 Jan 2019 #16

Good one! (n/t) PJMcK Jan 2019 #14