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In reply to the discussion: Horoscopes from the Onion [View all]

mwmisses4289

(2,254 posts)
5. The one for Aquarius cracked me up.
Fri Sep 12, 2025, 09:58 PM
Sep 12


Aquarius

(January 20 to February 18):

Keep your mind and heart closed until further notice.

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Horoscopes from the Onion [View all] littlemissmartypants Sep 12 OP
Lol! ZZenith Sep 12 #1
Those are hilarious! WestMichRad Sep 12 #2
That's funny 👍👍 TommieMommy Sep 12 #3
Mine Pisces Old Crank Sep 12 #4
The one for Aquarius cracked me up. mwmisses4289 Sep 12 #5
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