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erronis

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Thu Jan 16, 2025, 04:31 PM Jan 2025

New WaPo Slogan: The Runners-Up -- Andy Borowitz via The Contrarian [View all]

Last edited Thu Jan 16, 2025, 05:10 PM - Edit history (1)

https://contrarian.substack.com/p/new-wapo-slogan-the-runners-up

In an effort to broaden its appeal, the Washington Post has changed its slogan from “Democracy Dies in Darkness” to

“Riveting Storytelling for All of America.”


The following are six runner-up slogans that were in strong contention:

The Kid Rock of Newspapers

Every Subscription Comes With Free Trump Bible

All the News by Writers Who Haven’t Quit

News? Fuck Yeah!

Ten Millionth Subscriber Gets to Ride in Bezos’s Rocket

Release the Kraken


Editor’s note: We want your slogans, too! Please share at info@contrariannews.org. Our favorite will get a shoutout.
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