One day last week, I fell asleep on the couch and was awakened by a knock on the front door [View all]

I was surprised because nobody ever knocks on my door. Curiosity got the better of me so I got up to go see who it was and as soon as I got to the door I remembered I had ordered a pizza before I dozed off! It's times like this that I wonder if I'm losing it once and for all. I mean, who forgets they ordered pizza?