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NJCher

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5. Talk about a fair weather friend
Tue Nov 4, 2025, 07:05 AM
Tuesday

Since the weather turned colder, my cat Oliver has stolen my office chair. He will not give it back and it is impeding my work performance.

When asked where my expense reports are, I can’t say my cat stole my office chair because it sounds so “dog ate my homework.”



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