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mahatmakanejeeves

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3. "I've rebuilt the military. Not like Sleepy Joe or Barack Hussein Obama.

Reply to 2naSalit (Original post)

Wed May 27, 2026, 06:32 PM

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You should see this secret submarine we have. It's about twenty miles off Helsinki. I told my generals I wanted it to submerge an extra 200 feet beyond the usual limits. They were crying, big tough guys. 'Sir, thank you for your leadership!' This is why we need a ballroom."

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