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30. William Blakely, Former Vice Mayor, Allegedly Drove 90 MPH With Genitals Out Window

Tue Apr 9, 2013, 02:15 PM

Apr 2013

Objects in mirror are larger than they appear.

Hearings have begun for the former Vice-Mayor of a Tennessee town accused of masturbating out of his open car window while speeding down the Interstate.

William Blakely, 30, was arrested in February after another driver claimed he had "fondled himself" and tried to get her to lift up her shirt while he was driving next to her, the Bristol Herald Courier reported.

The woman also noted that the man was "looking directly at her and smiling as he drove," according to a police report obtained by the Times News.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/08/william-blakely-mayor-driving-genitals-out-window_n_3039445.html

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This message was self-deleted by its author [View all] Bonobo Apr 2013 OP

um I just don't know how to react to this. hrmjustin Apr 2013 #1

Forgive me, but why would you respond with "I don't know how to react?" Bonobo Apr 2013 #2

you know you have a point. hrmjustin Apr 2013 #5

Come here, son libodem Apr 2013 #4

Not just a weapon, a terrorist device Major Nikon Apr 2013 #3

That one even had graphs! I'm tempted to make a... TreasonousBastard Apr 2013 #7

It seems apparent that some people come to "starve-male-babies" ideology via trauma. lumberjack_jeff Apr 2013 #6

No. ElboRuum Apr 2013 #8

Yes, and it is because TM99 Apr 2013 #9

HERE IS THE POST Bonobo Apr 2013 #10

Interesting... a post by someone who appears NOT to post in HoF, and yet, opiate69 Apr 2013 #11

This message was self-deleted by its author Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #22

My wife actually has a customer like that.. opiate69 Apr 2013 #25

had a retail gig not far from a major bus hub, a couple decades ago Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #27

For the record, does anyone think this was a genuine alert? Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #12

LOL..my thoughts exactly... opiate69 Apr 2013 #13

That's quite possibly the funniest thing they've done yet, at least intentionally. Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #16

I know, I mean.. opiate69 Apr 2013 #18

We're in panic from the penis-snatchers Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #19

They can have my penis when they take it from my cold dead hands!!! opiate69 Apr 2013 #20

That would be a short feat, would it not? Behind the Aegis Apr 2013 #21

Hey now, I`m half italian, I`ll have you know! opiate69 Apr 2013 #23

Yes, but from your COLD hands? Behind the Aegis Apr 2013 #24

damn.. yes I forgot about frightened turtle syndrome! opiate69 Apr 2013 #26

I'm gonna have nightmares about Skittles's cat. Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #28

Although... I present to you, the "Hairy Frogfish" Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #29

I don't get that alert?! Behind the Aegis Apr 2013 #15

I think it was a joke. Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #17

A little light humor Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #14

William Blakely, Former Vice Mayor, Allegedly Drove 90 MPH With Genitals Out Window Major Nikon Apr 2013 #30

Post removed Post removed Apr 2013 #31

I really hope the OP will consider self deleting this OP maddezmom Apr 2013 #32

I'm locking it for the time being Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #33