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UnrepentantLiberal

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22. I'm gonna go to a place that only an animal would go...
Tue Apr 9, 2013, 07:46 AM
Apr 2013

But everyone knows what a twisted, fucked up animal* I am so...

I had a girlfriend who (Oh God don't say it) occasionally would (Don't go there!) watch porn** to get off while I was watching television. Then right as she was cuming I'd jump in and the sex would continue from there. And it turned us both on and the sex was GREAT. ...There, I said it. She'd ask me, "is this OK with you?" "Hell yes", I says. "Both of us being satisfied, fed and happy is the important thing."

*No animals were harmed making this post.

**I'd say what kind of porn it was but that might cause a riot and nobody wants that.

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This message was self-deleted by its author [View all] Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 OP
If I am having sex everyday, ZombieHorde Apr 2013 #1
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HAH may want to invest in a vibrator, and learn how to use it with HAW. nt ZombieHorde Apr 2013 #9
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Glad to be gay! Behind the Aegis Apr 2013 #2
Thread winner. Scuba Apr 2013 #3
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So very true!! Behind the Aegis Apr 2013 #7
Alas, idjits come in all genders... TreasonousBastard Apr 2013 #5
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Just fine, TYVM... opiate69 Apr 2013 #11
To be perfectly honest... Bonobo Apr 2013 #12
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I am quite sure Bonobo Apr 2013 #14
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In my experience... Bonobo Apr 2013 #15
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We're pretty even. MrSlayer Apr 2013 #18
Can a woman give her 2 cents? RiffRandell Apr 2013 #19
Of course! Everybody's welcome here, regardless of their plumbing opiate69 Apr 2013 #20
This message was self-deleted by its author Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #21
I'm gonna go to a place that only an animal would go... UnrepentantLiberal Apr 2013 #22
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. UnrepentantLiberal Apr 2013 #24
I guess that's why God made ipads. Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #25
Here goes. RiffRandell Apr 2013 #26
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Same here! RiffRandell Apr 2013 #28
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