Hillary Clinton

far, Melania Trump plagiarized the "stupid" Obamas, Trump's motorcade had an accident taking him to the airport, their stage appears to be a giant toilet bowl, their moniker is "TP", their phallic logo was scrapped after massive mocking online, Kasich isn't bothering to appear, Tim Tebow wouldn't appear, Trump's daughter's rabbi bailed on his speaking obligation, Trump was caught flatfooted when it was pointed out that his running mate voted for the Iraq war and the interviewer laughed in his face at the hypocrisy and he came out on stage at the convention like "an extraterrestrial wrestling star".

And now we're at Day 2.

Edited to add: And it just came out that Melania Trump's "degree in architecture" was a lie, she never got a degree.