Congress

Good morning Senator Pedo Lover,

Since you seem intent on rubber-stamping any/all of President Pedo’s nominations that require senate confirmation, I know you will not listen when I ask you to vote “no” on nominee E.J. Antoni. While he has a Ph.D. from Northern Illinois University—which is ranked 132nd in the world for economics excellence--he is not old enough to have garnered the experience needed to lead an agency. Despite the Hegseth, Noem, Kennedy, Lutnick, Bondi, Patel (need I go on) confirmations, and the resulting display of incompetence and corruption, I expect you to continue with your boot-licking, approval-seeking behavior. Your spinelessness does not go unnoticed. As the Guardians of Pedophiles (GOP) continue to spout their law-and-order bona fides, this particular candidate was present, and in all likelihood, participatory in the January 6 insurrection. That, too, will not go unnoticed. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Good morning Congressman Pedo Lover,

Still enjoying your extended, taxpayer-funded vacation? Has your leader, Moses Mike, contacted you to explore your legislative agenda for next month? I truly expect Moses Mike, in close communications with President Pedo, will direct you to do everything in your power to deflect or misdirect from the continuing Epstein/Maxwell debacle. Since you are not a lawyer, I would ask you to consult with your legal colleagues and ask this: Does moving the convicted child sex trafficker to a low security prison smack of witness tampering? And if so, isn’t your Oversight Committee in charge of actually overseeing government agencies who may be involved in suspect behavior? Thank you for your attention to this matter.