Congress

Good morning, Senator/Congressman Pedo Lover,
President Pedo is already lining up your work schedule anticipating your return from your taxpayer-funded vacation. He is seeking “long-term extensions" from Congress to maintain control of D.C.'s Metropolitan Police Department . . . stating you “will approve this pretty much unanimously.” Now I’m sure he’s encouraging you to do anything and everything to distract from the ongoing Epstein/Maxwell debacle, so I imagine you will seek lots of media time to explain the sudden need for this “emergency” extension. At least you won’t have to work, or debate, or negotiate. Just line up, vote “yes” and spew propaganda toward any media that approaches you. Your constituents are truly impressed by all the hard work you do on our behalf.