Wisconsin

BTW, the Northwoods brewery is Minocqua Brewery, which is anxious to do a double hemorrhoidectomy by also getting rid of new Congressman Tom Tiffany.

In the one Tiffany ad run in my local paper, he listed a group of sheriffs who endorsed his anti-immigrant stance (brown folks whose names end with a Z). He also was one of the 140 seditious reps who wouldn't certify Biden's victory.

We'll see just how long the brewery goes before an unfortunate incident befells their HQ. Up in Mercer is a former Cicero IL resident who has started a KKK chapter, and there's an anti-Native spearfishing group that used to be run from a Minocqua PIZZA shop (I'm not kidding). The pizza guy's name is Dean Crist and the group was very active about 30 years ago.

Along with the organized haters, the woods are infested with lone wolf supremacists, so the brewery is going to have an insurance claim in 3...2...1...

Did I mention that the Minocqua PD has a colorful history of physical abuse? They'll either supply the accelerant or the matches.