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2. A friend's dog, some large breed with a head the size of a Holstein, stuck his nose in my crotch and growled.

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Sun Jun 21, 2026, 11:28 AM

Jun 21

I looked down at him and said - keep growling Oscar, they're about eighteen inches higher than when you started.

My buddy started laughing and the dog calmed down. I calmed down about 3-4 days later.

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