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5. haha off topic but

Sun Mar 15, 2026, 08:12 PM

Sunday

Doc to elderly man: how many times did you have sex in the past week?

"Is that including my wife?"

Doc: yes

"None"

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Yes, I do stay awake at night thinking on shit like this. 3Hotdogs Sunday #1

Is there life after death? Intractable Sunday #2

I went to a pyschic once who told me that I had a bad aura MIButterfly Sunday #3

How much longer until the orange monster is gone. Diamond_Dog Sunday #4

haha off topic but Skittles Sunday #5

lawyers and grammar nazi's hop an ambulance to that one Tetrachloride Sunday #6

not my writing Skittles Sunday #7

I would ask - what question am I about to ask you? nt msongs Sunday #8

I've been trying to get up the courage to call you for a year... Enter stage left Sunday #9

I knew a psychic reader Marthe48 Sunday #10

Interesting. Thx. 3Hotdogs Sunday #11

I saw a psychic once. Shambala Monday #12