Know any non-political blonde jokes? [View all]

A blind cowboy walks into a crowded Lesbian bar, finds an empty stool, sits on it, and in a loud voice says to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
Immediately, the entire place becomes silent.
In a hushed voice, the woman sitting next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, weighs about 210 lbs, and works out every day. The woman sitting next to me is also blonde, she weighs about 220, and is a professional wrestler. The woman sitting to your right is blonde and is an Olympic weightlifter. The bouncer over there is blonde, she weighs about 230, and has a black belt in karate. And I'm blonde too, I weigh 240, and I'm a weightlifter. So, cowboy, do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks it over and then says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."