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Sat Mar 14, 2026, 09:49 PM Saturday

Two tortoises collide on a trail junction and both are injured. A police officer arrives, looks around and sees... [View all]

one witness, that was just happens to be a snail.

The officer asks, "did you see the accident? "

"I did officer."

"Can you describe what happened?"

The snail replied, "well I don't know officer, it all happened so fast!"

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